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[bloodserpent]

So Draco's a pansy and he's run off with his girlfriends (one by the name of Pansy, how ironic).

True.

Can't really say I'm surprised. He's hit on me before. Pansy and Daphne didn't believe it then, of course. Not precious Draco.

So I see that even more of you have joined this thing. More Weasleys, more Gryffindors, more everything. And what's more,

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[__serpiente]

Oi, fuck off. I've never hit on you, you bloody git. You're just hacked off because it leaves you with no one to boss around.

And another thing. There has never been any skipping and there will never be any skipping. Malfoys do not skip.

[bloodserpent]

I understand you can't help yourself around me. Very few people can.

And that's not true. It's amazing, the amount of stupid things Crabbe and Goyle will do.

That's not what I heard.

[__serpiente]

Oh yes, you're so pretty, you made me mess my trousers.

Crabbe and Goyle have always done stupid things. I don't see why your instruction makes any difference.

And you heard wrong.

[_indian_goddess]

And don't bring up the Brown thing. I was drunk and she was available. It's completely different.

That's not how it looked Zabini.

[bloodserpent]

Alcohol can make you see things, Patil.

I'm certainly not going to get involved with such a self-absorbed being.

[_indian_goddess]

See things, do things and feel things apparently.

Nooo because you, Zabini, happen to be a complete saint. *rolls eyes* Please. Your ego's so inflated it's a wonder you're not bouncing off the rafters.

[_susie_bones_]

We're not all that bad, Zabini.

[saucy_slytherin]

Zabini. Er, lovely to see you around here.

I'm surprised to see someone who claims to hate all things muggle on the internet...

And, I agree with Bones. Not all Gryffindors are bad. Though, some are rather annoying...

[bloodserpent]

Oh god, Millicent.

Please tell me you're joking around. You can't be serious.

They're Gryffindors. Gryffindors. A couple may be alright to look at but... really. They're Gryffindors.

[mari_the_sneak]

Just cause some of us don't like you and don't want to be freinds with you does not mean you can mock out your fellow Slytherins for being liked and wanted.

Your a git, Zabini.

[bloodserpent]

Oh snap.

That completely shut me up.

[mari_the_sneak]

Did you seriously just say "Oh snap" Zabini?

*laughs histerically*

[bloodserpent]

sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

Hint hint.