(My name) looks like...
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
1. "Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
2. "PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
3. "Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
4. "Michael looks like he's playing naked" (OMG do they like have a camera inside the screen or what!!!!!! Who knew??)
5. "Harley looks like a hot bitch" - yeay for me!! :D
6. "Marissa looks like a crack whore" damnnn
7. "Jon looks like a tool" wow..I guess that sucks...
8. "Becca looks like a tranny" - oh my...
9. Aja looks like peas... mmmm I like peas!
10. "Gabrielle looks like something you'd find in Willy Wonka's factory, a big, shiny stainless steel box with tubes and wires coming out from all ends. ..."- hahahahahahahahahaha **stops for breath****hahahahahahahaha....
11.Wow, scottie looks like he just lost his virginity from the back side, and didnt want to (LMFAO)
12. Mysti "looks like a real lady..."
13. "Adam looks like he could have another stroke" ... any takers? ;P
14. Sonia looks like a 'hungry hippo' :(
15. "Zack looks like a younger, tougher Brad Pitt who's spent a couple nights sleeping behind a Dumpster"....i spose the dumpster things close..lol
16."Jenn looks like a BIG girl"
17. "amanda looks like hilary duff" haha yea right
18 "Eric looks like an art of God...Truly" Well, I knew that
19. "Lauren looks like a popsicle" well duh!
20. "Anna looks like she has a clarinet up her nose!" ...how random?
21."Claire looks like Ha Ri-su with long hair, so we put a sign up outside her room in the hotel saying $280 for 40 minutes to get her some business." .. wooowww..
22. "Scott looks like he's about to be sick when Miss HoBag 1996 pops up from beneath ..." ahahhahahha
23."Alex looks like the kind of girl who would take you to the forest and feed you a bunch of mushrooms and then leave you to fend for yourself as she bounces ..." :]
24. "Beth looks like a dude."
25. "Heather looks like a drag-queen Michael Jackson impersonator."
26. Nick looks like he'll deliver on time.... lol always baby!
27. Tony looks like he would corner you and rape you in a dark alley.
28. "Chris looks like an old lady in that hat, but he's still ready to lick Chastity!" its my gramma's hat, thanx
29. "Steve looks like a GQ model" Sweet!!!
30. "In comparison the neandrathal Adam looks like a modern day Aristotle.
31. "kelly looks like a fat hooker and sings like a cat in heat." OUCH!
32. "While it is speculated, when Donnell doesn't have clothes on she looks like the center cut of a hippo." Damn, that was cruel!!!
33. Kate looks like she's had a good nose job and the rest can be attributed to Botox. ......... Thats not very nice is it
34. Sabrina looks like a million bucks
35. "Dan looks like a Ninja"...eat your heart out Mr. Miagi...
36.Lauren looks like the love child of everything that scared the shit out of me when I was ten;; ohh lalal
37. Ethan Looks Like a Damn Bird
38. Brad looks like a retarded chimp munk on speed.
39. Katie looks like recycled cat food.
40. "Emi looks like a pedophiliac's dream come true"
41. "Niko looks like she got knocked the fuck out" ....ouch xD