smacked in the face WITH GAY FEELS

Jun 26, 2012 02:46

Playing catch up with Hawaii Five-0. Don't tell me to put away my love for this show because I can't and I won't because I don't wanna. :P



2.15

STEVE'S FACE AT THE END. He's so gay for Danny, it's kind of sad. He looked at Danny all hugged up with Grace and Rachel and his face said I want that and I just. Yeah. Feeeeeeelings~ I love it when Steve has feelings. It's so good for me.

Steve wants to have babies with Danno. This is now headcanon and no one will ever be able to tell me different, nope.

(Lori's still boring but at least they gave her some scenes that don't have to do with the case of the week.)

2.16

a list of things:

-They worked part of the case in formal wear.

Um, hell yes? Hell yes. When Steve undid his tie I think I came. lol Okay, that was a joke, obviously, but it was... nice. The undoing the tie thing hnnnnng~

-They broke into the Russian Embassy. And got caught. And somehow got off scott free. Riiight.

Someone tell me who wrote this episode because it was garbage. Sooo much garbage.

-Lori is gone? For good?

I can only say that I'm not surprised. She was boring. She bored me. I kept waiting for the day that she'd pop up with some sense of personality other than the fact that she was hot for McGarret's dick, only it never happened. Au revoir.

-Caaaaatherine, my love. <3

Why can't she join Five-0? If she did: paroxysms of joy. Many, many times. (And okay, the person who wrote this episode had the foresight to add in Catherine so it's not complete garbage. Only mostly.)

-That whole "You're not getting off that easy?" thing? You know that thing the governor (and does he have an actual name other than "the governor"?) said to Chin Ho after he saved his ass over in Russia? It made my mind go to dirty wrong places.

I blame fandom. *shrug*

2.17

Danno housesitting is the first step to cohabitation.

Steve: Don't you want Grace to know you're happy? You're her daddy.
Danno: Hey! I am happy.
Steve: You're never happy.
Danno: I'm happy when I'm not around you.
Steve: That's a lie, too. You love me.

Yes, that actually happened. I love how Steve always knows just when to make Danno give in and share his feels? It's pretty fucking fab, it is.

Also, your logic is a bit faulty there, Steve. If he's never happy, how can he be happy around you? MM HM. /spock hat

Also, also, the way Steve says Daddy. He wants in on that, I'm telling you guys.

Also, also, also, LOL APOLO OHNO. *shrug* It had to be done.

Also x4 the dude, Creed? AHAHAHAAAAAA. Looks just like that d-bag from the band Creed. NICELY DONE, whoever wrote this episode. Nicely done. *brofists*

And okay, I love how at the end they pan to Steve watching Danny, Grace and Gabby on the beach and he's smiling, sure, but he's downing that beer like it's his last lifeline. I'M JUST SAYIN'. Boy wants to play happy families with his bff. *neverending domestic slash goggles*

2.18

James Caan looks so old. :/

Muscles, McGruff, hump, hairdo, Magoo. I laughed. And didn't stop. XD

AND MCGARRETT HAD HIS FIRST SLICE OF AUTHENTIC NY PIZZA. YEAAAH BOI. I'm sorry. His face. HIS FACE. <3

"You two hens peckin' each other like this all the time?" and "I'm gonna be your marriage counselor."

GREATESTTHINGEVER.GIF

It feels like vindication. WHERE IS THE FIC WHERE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS? *GIMMEHANDS*

oh my god, this show is so gay. Yeah, yeah. You look at me like I should know that, and I do, it's just wow. Coming into it fresh after a couple months' break is like getting smacked in the face. WITH GAY FEELS.

Crossposted at Dreamwidth | http://pajaroenvuelo.dreamwidth.org/56623.html

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