Princess Tax Day.

[bloody_hime]

*Hime is sitting in the living room, staring at the huge pile of paper in front of her. She looks at the first page for a bit, then puts it down.*

Flandre, Captain, come here and do these for me.

Comments

[plugsgowhere]

Huuga. [Would you like me to do Captain's as well?]

[bloody_hime]

Sure, if you don't mind.

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain would stare blankly at the pile of papers. Also he still had no clue what those little noises meant. He had a new bottle of whiskey in his hand from the bar.]

What do you want me to do about those?

[bloody_hime]

Since Flandre offered to do both of our taxes, we don't have to do anything. Just try not to get drunk and mess up her work.

[crunchitize_me]

[tiny grunt. Who said his name?]

[bloody_hime]

... Wrong Captain. I meant my drunken husband.

[crunchitize_me]

[Oh. Him. He's met him before. He makes another sound in the back of his throat in understanding.]

[bloody_hime]

I do feel sorry that you both share the same name. Anything else I should call you?

[beatssuperpaper]

You are actually considering to do these?

[bloody_hime]

I'm having Flandre do them, just in case the town decides to punish use for not doing it.

[hourai_branch]

Flandre?

[bloody_hime]

Yes, she is my servant.

[hourai_branch]

Oh, that Flandre.

[bloody_hime]

Not the little mad vampire girl.

Seems vampires in your world are different then the ones in mine. I wonder what Reiri would think if she met that girl.