Princess Fathers Day

[bloody_hime]

I suppose what happened on mothers day will happen today, except for females.

If anyone tries anything funny with me, I will be sure to punish them.

*Hime can later be found outside the porch. She has her chainsaw next to her with a hand always on it.*

Comments

[no_mountains]

Don't you think that is a bit dangerous?

[bloody_hime]

I am not going to hide from them. That would go against what I am.

[no_mountains]

What are you?

[bloody_hime]

A princess of the monsters. I don't run from things like this. I have a plan to protect me if need be.

*Pulls out some high grade ear plugs.*

[notnicesiblings]

[... Well this is... new]

[bloody_hime]

*Is sipping tea as she spots you.*

May I help you?

[notnicesiblings]

Unfortunately, I'm not in need of tree trimming at the moment.

[bloody_hime]

This chainsaw is not for tree trimming, it's to punish people.

[never_any_doubt]

[Spy accepts your challenge, scary girl.]

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

[bloody_hime]

*Looks at him*

Ah, you must be one of the RED's the BLu team is always talking about.

[never_any_doubt]

You are in league with zhe BLU team?

[bloody_hime]

I have spoken to a few of them. Scout is my neighbor even.

[freakinblur]

[Someone's heard all the phone calls about Father's Day, and when he comes outside and sees you on your porch, he gives you a nice friendly wave and a shit-eating grin.]

[bloody_hime]

*Hime just looks back, and pats her chainsaw.*

[freakinblur]

Nice day, ain't it? [He looks around the neighborhood, takes a deep breath, enjoying the fine summer day. There's a chainsaw, sure, but he's not afraid of that right now. He's well aware what'll happen AFTER all this ends, but... it's worth it.]

I hate ta waste it, ya know? Was thinkin' 'a maybe hittin' the pool. That Jecht guy's gotta pretty sweet beach set-up in his yard.

[bloody_hime]

*Hime keeps watching him. He is up to something.*

Is it a pool or a beach?

[heartstar_blues]

[Barely even knew it was father's day.]

What? ☠☠☠☠... What did I do this time?

[bloody_hime]

You have done nothing yet.

[heartstar_blues]

Then what's with the ☠☠☠☠ chainsaw?

[bloody_hime]

To punish anyone that trys to make me do something funny.