Chapter 19. Cutting down evil and hiding from people! Ninja Sentai Kakuranger!

[bloody_pens]

If I'm gonna be doing this ninja thing, I need a flashy new codename.

Derrick the Water Beetle? Nah...

Or how about Flash. Yeah. My ninja superhero name shall be FLASH. Genius can be the Water Beetle.

... anyone have any better ideas?

Comments

You're never ever going to lose Black's attention, Derrick ...ever or ever

[hisbutler_bound]

It was to my knowledge that ninjas were quiet and unseen. I wouldn't prefer a codename if I ever was a ninja.

Derrick is just like "go away, creeper"

[bloody_pens]

I dunno, Teacher's a ninja and he's not really quiet or unseen. I mean, we're all wearing green Spandex...

/breathes on his window...

[hisbutler_bound]

Ah, Youth. Yes, he is neither quiet or unseen.

[wait...]

You are all wearing that green?

lol

[bloody_pens]

Yeah, and the belts and everything.

[feathered_earth]

I don't know; I think Black has a point. You don't want something flashy!

Unless you're being so obvious that nobody would suspect you're a ninja.

[bloody_pens]

Yup, that's exactly the point. I don't look much like a ninja, nor sound like one- so I can strike when they least expect it.

[feathered_earth]

Well don't tell us your real ninja name, whichever one you decide on!

[bloody_pens]

It shall be a name only spoken in legend, poem and song when I am long gone.

the entirity of your entry is ignored for...

[man_genius]

WATER BEETLE?!

IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU, MAN-TWIN

[bloody_pens]

We're learning how to walk on water, so why the hell not? It makes perfect sense!

YEAH WELL HE LOVES YOU TOO, TWINY SEMPAI SAN SAMA!

[man_genius]

Because superheroes who name themselves after insects are totally lame!!

[There is no Spiderman fans here mofo]

You could be the Green...something. Green Meany. Green Guy.

[bloody_pens]

Oh, please. You don't want to be the Hercules Beetle? Or the Dragonfly? It has "dragon" in it.

Green Giant- no, wait...

[longnosedliar]

I don't know what that other guy is talking about. You need a cool name to be a really proper ninja so you can tell people what to call you once you defeat them!

Think of something really cool, like... uh... SHADOW WOLF: stealthy and silent as a shadow, deadly as a wolf!

Unless you prefer The Killer Butterfly. You know, to go with the beetle.

[bloody_pens]

Yeah, exactly! We have to strike fear into the hearts of our foes! If Teacher's porn doesn't do that enough already.

Ooooh. How about Shadow Butterfly? Or the Shadow Hornet. I sting and then hide in the shadows before they ever notice.

[longnosedliar]

No, no, his books are used for short distance attacks. They wouldn't be much help for long distance unless we threw them.

That one's perfect! Maybe we should all have bug related names, then. Hmm. I will be the Shuriken Spider, popping out when least expected!

[bloody_pens]

True, true. Or folded them into origami ninja stars... except they wouldn't do much damage, would they?

Shuriken Spider. Oh, that's AWESOME.

[desig_survivor]

Isn't there some saying about a writing stylus being more dangerous than weaponry?

[bloody_pens]

You mean "the pen is mightier than the sword"? Hmm, true though it may be, no reason I can't use both.