i'm home. <--notice the lack of enthusiasm. i have quite the narsty sunburn, which is slowly transforming into a nice tan. beauty is pain, right? it shouldn't be. it's so not worth it. AND I HATE TRUMPETS.

WOOHOO LOOK AT ME! i'm in (dun dun dun) puerto rico! MUAHAHAHAHA i feel bad for all of you sorry souls who are in the freezing weather of the northeast and whatnot. SUCKS TO BE YOU. yesterday we spent the evening on the Isla Verde beach. today was our first full day. we're staying at the Embassy Suites in San Juan, PR. we spent from 11.30 to 2.30 ( Read more... )

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ahh yes. so it is 12:55 as i am starting this. and gabby and i decided to pull an all nighter for she is going to puerto rico tomorrow and i am going to school. so we both have to be up by 5:30 and since we were up all night talking to nick, tj, austin, and andrew, we decided that five hours is not enough sleep, so we are staying up ( Read more... )

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having my period really fucks with my immune system. it's 1.41 am and i'm still awake. holy fuck. i have to wake up in 4 hours. too bad i'm not waking up, because i'm not ever going to sleep.

give me attention everyday and every night. bitch. hell yeah, le tigre. LESBIANS.

i am so horny.

-written by mack-

oh man, do i have the shits. and for those of you from whf, i'm naked.

-written by mack-

hello. my name is Mack. i am Zoe’s friend. i’m going to tell you the truth about Zoe. Zoe is not an ordinary girl. in fact, she’s not a girl at all. Zoe is a smelly mulleted yetti with two noses and six toes on her feet (her second nose is that small lump on her left buttcheek). last night Zoe stayed at my house. Zoe and i slept butt-to-butt and i ( Read more... )

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