I got a call at 3am. Answered, "hello?"
Person: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Person: None of you fuckers respond?! FUCK YOU, BITCHES < click >
Me: .... WHAT THE FUCK?!

I couldnt get back to sleep. i was so pissed off. Grrr.
Damn people, get a fucking life!

Megan has tempered.

And animals continue to suffer because people are fucking dumb.

SPRINGVILLE, Utah - A black bear that bit a sleeping Boy Scout throughthe wall of his tent was shot after it later returned to the camp,authorities said.
ColtonStewart, 14, woke up early Wednesday to a burning sensation in hisupper arm, then realized it was a bear biting his arm ( Read more... )

I've given up on bras. They don't sell my size and I'm sick and tired of falling out of whatever bra I'm wearing simply because I took a breath. I've decided to start wearing sports bras only. I don't fall out of them. Yay. I got ones with spaghetti straps, so I can still wear them under tank tops and whatnot (when I get back to wearing ( Read more... )

http://greatinventions.tv/products/101.php FTW!

Megan has cackled.

Face ( Read more... )

When I was signing up for my storage unit at the beginning of the month, the lady was going over all the things that will happen if you don't pay your monthly rent. Late fees, yada yada, your lock gets cut off, yada, your stuff gets auctioned. Whoa! What?! Auctioned? That's fucking AWESOME ( Read more... )

OMG I'm too awesome for words...

More shoe on head!

Megan rules.

Some people will know what this is about. Some people wont. I don't give a damn. It's grrrrreat!

Shoe On HEAD!!!!

Everyone should follow in Amy's wonderful example.

Megan has giggled.

Adam Carolla pwns Ann Coulter

Megan has cackled.