Absolutely not.
But, my hand to god, I heard this song while I was driving around and ...I started bouncing in my seat. I'm horrified.
It's so ...happy. And very much my attitude toward Clayton for the four months before we started dating.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
^ Pretty much me speaking every time I talked to Clayton, along with, “So, did you break up with her yet?”
[Verse 1]
You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right
^ While Clayton is delicious and quite addictive, he’s more the princess than I.
[Bridge]
She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
^ Me > Clayton’s Ex. ‘Nough said.
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
^^ See above.
[Verse 2]
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
^ Look, touch, kiss, whatever. I was still better. As far as her name …more her image. Damn computer background. Total birth control.
[Bridge]
She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
^ Still better.
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
^^ See above.
In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
[repeat]
^ Well, to not come visit you more often and leave you to nefarious doings with lil’ ol’ me, she is pretty stupid. In a good way. Because otherwise I wouldn’t have my Clayton now. Also, FOUR MONTHS? What the hell were you thinking? XD
FIN.
Disclaimer: This is endorsed by Clayton, well, maybe just the princess bit...
Oh, it's entertaining.
Also, I have a new screen saver with a quote from LKH's Danse Macbre. My opinion on the book? I keep wondering when Anita actually goes to work anymore... 'Nough said. I still think I require a Nathaniel. XD But anyway. The quote: "It seems a shame to settle for a prince when you've only bedded kings," (Augustine). It amused me.
Love,
Anna