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Nov 28, 2005 01:21

Man there is SOO FUCKING MUCH i want to write about something i read today but im not. But just to let you know...ITS REALLY HAS ( Read more... )

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who wrote the monkey thing?? mybabyllamatina November 29 2005, 18:44:55 UTC

I'm cryin I'm laughin so hard at that one! Really who wrote it??

Re: who wrote the monkey thing?? unknownfurybugs November 30 2005, 01:28:07 UTC

lol me toooo.

Carrie Goes Bonkers!!!!!! anonymous November 30 2005, 02:00:44 UTC

Carrie was mad at her male. She is mad at him because he be bangin a brown haired monkey. The male doesn't know that she went crazy over this, so she decides to key the side of his silverado. She carved her name into his leather seats, slashed a hole in all four tires, and knocked the fuck out of his headlights with a Louisville slugger. He still doesn't know. While this is happening to his truck, he be puttin the moves on his new mate. This monkey can eat her own weight in banannas and won the bananna eating contest four years in a row. But he be puttin the moves on her because he is desperate like Terri Hatcher. This monkey is a brown haired monkey that is a cage fighter and knows how to control her man. Well the male monkey found his truck. He knows not to break this monkeys heart because this one won the bananna eating contest. She might just woop the shit out of him because she grew up on the east side of the jungle and she knows how to use a knife and two Louisville sluggers at a time. She ain't playin cause she a crazy butch ( ... )

Re: Carrie Goes Bonkers!!!!!! unknownfurybugs November 30 2005, 03:25:47 UTC

lol

Re: Carrie Goes Bonkers!!!!!! eurostarr November 30 2005, 04:22:06 UTC

oh my god... what the hell what the fuck what the everything. don't treat a drunk girl like this.

eurostarr November 30 2005, 04:36:59 UTC

make me a vince shirt! do it now!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahahahaha

bloominamazing November 30 2005, 19:29:40 UTC

wow...WHAT THE HELL!!

HE'S MY MAN!!!!! anonymous December 2 2005, 04:16:15 UTC

He's My Man ( ... )

Re: HE'S MY MAN!!!!! unknownfurybugs December 2 2005, 06:24:25 UTC

hmm did someone give theirselves away here?

HE'S MY MAN!!!! anonymous December 2 2005, 04:17:49 UTC

Stranded on an island, two girl monkeys find themselves in a delima. Shaniqua can't find anything to comb her hair with and Madea thinks that Shaniqua is movin in on her man. Her man is a long brown haired chimp who lives the biggest tree in the jungle and she is going to keep him no matter what. Shaniqua tells Madea that she isn't interested in her man and she doesn't believe her. Madea slaps her in the face and she be like ah hell na bitch. You just messed my hair up. I just got it did. Then Madea said, well you should've thought about that when you were movin in on my man. Then they started fighting eachother. Shaniqua got a broken are and a piece of her hair taken out. Then Madea broke three nails and lost one of her fake braids. The male monkey said he wasn't going to fuck with these two carzy bitches, so he went to find himself another women. He found a nice chimp about 2 feet tall and she wasn't going to take anybody shit. She got into a fight with them and she won. The male chimp said he was going to swim off the island and ( ... )