I CAN'T EVEN MAKE WORDS ABOUT THE FREAKIN' LAST 5 MINUTES OF THAT EPISODE! I JUST....SO MANY FEELINGS...I'M DYING! HIS SHIRT...NO PANTS!? IS THIS A CHILDRENS SHOW!? CAUSE LIKE...WHAT EVEN!?
DID YOU KNOW. THAT MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "OMG, SHE /SO/ CALLED IT. WALLY AND ARTEMIS ARE IN COLLEGE, LIVING TOGETHER, AND SEXIN' IT UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW - HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?"
THIS WAS BETTER THAN THE SPOILERS! OMG I HAD TO HOLD MY BREATH A COUPLE OF TIMES BECAUSE I WAS LIKE OH GOD I HOPE THESE SPOILERS ARE RIGHT! AND THEY WERE PLUS SO MUCH MORE! AND LSKDFJLKSDJFLDSJF
I MUST GIVE PROPS TO JADE BECAUSE GURL HAD A BABY AND LOOK AT HER! SHE'S FLAWLESS! LIAN IS SO ADORABLE! I JUST WANT HER IN EVERY EPISODE NOW! I WANT TO WATCH HER GROW UP! Oh god...what if they ask Artemis and Wally to babysit!!? I'll die right here...that's what will happen.
SO MUCH SCREAMING RIGHT NOW SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH.
asldfjal;sdjf;ljsf PANTSLESS. WITH HER HAIR CUT. NOT LETTING HER BOYFRIEND OF FIVE YEARS COPY HER VIETNAMESE LIT PAPER. AND WALLY DIDN'T FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY (THIS TIME). AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MY VOICE IS RAW FROM THE SCREAMING! I WISH MY RAW VOICE SOUNDED AS GOOD AS ARTEMIS'. MY GOD LIKE THEIR VOICE WALLY AND ARTEMIS...I JUST WANT THEM TO SIT HERE AND TALK TO ME ALL DAY. CAUSE I WOULD LISTEN. WHY ARE THEY PERFECT~?
THIS IS SPITFIRE! LIKE...THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED THEY WOULD TURN OUT!!! SO HAPPY CAN'T CONTAIN IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Artemis is clearly above the radar. She kicks the radar in the face and then flaunts around the screen with no pants in her boyfriend's shirt. UMMMFFFFF!
EVERYTHING I WANTED. GIVE ME EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG TONIGHTTTTTTTTTT. MY SHIPS! AND WE HAVE THE BABY TOO. BRB FANGIRLING ABOUT POTENTIAL UNCLE WALLY AND AUNTY ARTEMIS. OIAWEJRKLNW#OI%JLK LIAN HAS ARRIVED #)*(UIOJ%#WER
THEY PUT EVERYTHING OUT THERE! OMG THIS IS LIKE A FIRST WHERE MY SHIP LEGIT EXISTS! OMG I SO WANT THEM BEING IN CHARGE OF LIAN BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE THE BEST BABYSITTERS...JUST WALLY BEING A BIG DOOF AND HE'LL LIKE TELL HER STORIES AND THEN ARTEMIS WILL CONTINUE FAILING AT SINGING NURSERY RHYMES! AND THEN LIAN PLAYING WITH THE DOG...CAUSE LIKE HOLY CRAP THEY HAVE A DOG...AND THEY ARE TAKING VIETNAMESE LIT TOGETHER AND...JUST ALKSJDLKASJD I HAVE ALL THE FEELS RIGHT NOW! /DEAD
MY FEELS WHAT ARE THEY. WALLY WOULD BE A DOOF. "WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS BABY" OH MY GOD I MISS ARTEMIS SINGING FAILED NURSERY RHYMES. LIAN WILL RIDE THAT DOG LIKE A BOSS. AND AUNTY ARTEMIS AND UNCLE WALLY WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN VIET LIT TO THE BABY AND I'LL BE LIKE DAAAW THE ENTIRE TIME.
I'm surprised Cheshire isn't slightly traumatized by the fact that she has to give the baby everything she never had: a good mom, a good dad, and a home.
HE WOULD DERP ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT BECAUSE HE WOULD STILL BE THE BEST UNCLE EVER. OMG WALLY TEACHING LIAN VIT LIT WOULD BE HYSTERICAL AND THIS WOULD BE TOO CUTE. CAN THESE GUYS HAVE THEIR OWN SERIES!? I WOULD LOVE IT!
This is what makes Jade such a badass. She got herself out of bad situations for the sake of herself and her child. When Roy wasn't there for either of them, Jade was like whatevs I got more important things to do and did them. And look at her...she looks like she didn't even pop out a kid. She is one to admire...
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WALLY: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY! AFTER I WRITE THIS PAPER LET'S CELEBRATE! UNF!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE I CAN'T PROCESS THIS! ISODJFOSJDFOJSDFSDF
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ALSO, JADE AND ROY HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM WITH RED HAIR I ALMOST DIED!
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I MUST GIVE PROPS TO JADE BECAUSE GURL HAD A BABY AND LOOK AT HER! SHE'S FLAWLESS! LIAN IS SO ADORABLE! I JUST WANT HER IN EVERY EPISODE NOW! I WANT TO WATCH HER GROW UP! Oh god...what if they ask Artemis and Wally to babysit!!? I'll die right here...that's what will happen.
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asldfjal;sdjf;ljsf PANTSLESS. WITH HER HAIR CUT. NOT LETTING HER BOYFRIEND OF FIVE YEARS COPY HER VIETNAMESE LIT PAPER. AND WALLY DIDN'T FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY (THIS TIME). AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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THIS IS SPITFIRE! LIKE...THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED THEY WOULD TURN OUT!!! SO HAPPY CAN'T CONTAIN IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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*measures*
Holy cheeseballs how did that get past the radar Artemis you sneaky sneaky bamf you
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I'm surprised Cheshire isn't slightly traumatized by the fact that she has to give the baby everything she never had: a good mom, a good dad, and a home.
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This is what makes Jade such a badass. She got herself out of bad situations for the sake of herself and her child. When Roy wasn't there for either of them, Jade was like whatevs I got more important things to do and did them. And look at her...she looks like she didn't even pop out a kid. She is one to admire...
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