003 μ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[bloomtrigger]

[Those within the vicinity of the Enveria apartment's second floor may have caught a whiff of something... toxic. And vile. This video will probably explain why.

The camera is pointed towards a kitchen stove heating a pot of... something... with Noel looking over it with great concentration. She's wearing her combat uniform as always, sans her

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[laserofjustice]

[Someone who cooks as bad as Flynn? This could be the start of something terrible...]

You're quite creative! I've never seen a dish like that before.

[bloomtrigger]

[Aww, Flynn. You're making her blush.]

Eh? W-Well, I, uh... I guess it's a little... unique... Th-Though I didn't really expect it to turn out this way.

[laserofjustice]

Have you tasted it yet? It might not taste as bad as you think. It's just ingredients after all, it's not going to come alive and attack you is it?

[bloomtrigger]

Y-You think so...? It... kind of smells a bit weird, though...

[laserofjustice]

Just because it smells bad doesn't imply that it will taste bad. You could always hold your nose and try it?

[bloomtrigger]

Y-You're right...! I can't just give up so easily! Okay! Here goes nothing...

[She grabs a spoon to take a bite... And immediately falls to the ground with a coughing fit.]

[laserofjustice]

[Oh crap is she dying?]

Miss! Miss can you hear me?! Are you alright?

[bloomtrigger]

[Not dying, but on the borderline of being so! She pulls herself up and leans over the counter with a pained expression on her face. Glancing at the camera, she weakly responds:]

Ugh... Y-Yes... I... I'm a soldier, s-s-so I... I should... I should be able to handle something like this...!

[laserofjustice]

[A soldier? Now that's interesting. Maybe she's in the police force here as well then?]

I don't think it would be a wise idea for you to take another bite. You should get a glass of water and wash it out, you'll be fine then.

[bloomtrigger]

[Trying to join. Javert disapproves of her... social inabilities. orz]

Y-Yeah... H-H-Hang on a sec...

[She stumbles off-camera and to the fridge. After a few seconds, she returns, looking slightly more well than before, albeit still a bit pale. She sighs.]

Oooooh... I'm such a failure. Nothing I make comes out right...

[laserofjustice]

[You'll get there someday Noel!]

Please don't feel discouraged miss. My cooking seems to have the same effect on people as well, it may be a suggestion but you could consider cooking lessons?

[bloomtrigger]

A-Ah, you're the same...?

[She does consider the suggestion...]

Hmmm... but I don't know anyone who can teach me... Oh! I know! M-Maybe we can try to help each other out? I... I mean, two negatives make a positive, right?

[Oh god no.]

Oh, u-um...! Not that I'm forcing you or anything...! Th-That was pretty rude of me! I... I haven't even introduced myself yet!

So sorry internet death!

[laserofjustice]

[Two absolutely appauling cooks trying to make something edible? Count me in for that!]

That's quite a good idea! I'd like to try cooking with you sometime, I'm sure combined we may be able to create something everyone can enjoy.

[He laughs a little at her silliness, he really doesn't mind her not introducing herself so quickly.] But I would like to know your name!

It's fine <3

[bloomtrigger]

[The world may end... Awesome! Noel smiles, quite reassured.]

Ah, I'm Lieutenant Noel Vermillion... P-Please feel free to just call me 'Noel', if you'd like... I-It's very nice to meet you.

Yay :D

[laserofjustice]

[Not just an officer, a Lieutenant at that.]

It's a pleasure to meet you too Noel. You say you're a lieutenant? That's quite impressive!

[bloomtrigger]

N-Not at all...! My position is Ministerial Secretariat, so I mainly handle paperwork and some grunt work rather than combat.

[... Then again, she's also a covert agent. But that's a ~secret~.]

Wh-Which reminds me! I... don't believe I've caught your name, sir?