I rented Butterfly Effect 2 this weekend against my better judgement. I knew it was going to be awful, but curiosity got the better of me. There is a reason it went straight to video. It is SO bad.

Butterfly Effect was so good that it managed to become one of my favorite time travel/alternate reality movies ever, and Ashton even managed not to screw ( Read more... )

Contains some crude language, but its just text so your call:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722384

Our company has recently been talking about ways to improve our security system due to recent thefts. One coworker e-mailed the following suggestion to myself and a few other people.

"We could just put in a rectal scanner at the front door."

Worst. Typo. Ever.

I've been having some crazy dreams lately.

Last night, I had a dream, where I was hanging out with some people at work and one of them started telling me about this crazy dream he'd been having. He told me that he had a plate full of meat and carrots, and the carrots were slowly rolling back and forth and he was slowly eating all the food. Then he ( Read more... )

Shorty and I have been dating over a year. She likes to complain, and I will admit that her life has an unreasonable amount of misery associated that isn't her fault. But sometimes you just have to try your best to move forward. Well, last Wed she calls me, a lot of complaining about work, school, and finding a job after school. I try to help (or ( Read more... )

George Bush "Sunday Bloody Sunday" remix. 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6805063692754011230

Wow
http://consumerist.com/consumer/top/the-second-greatest-thing-weve-ever-posted-crazy-cat-lady-telemarketing-call-187978.php

Rather lengthy mp3 file. Words cannot describe how crazy this lady is.

You scored as Necrons. You are one of the legions of Necrons. A silent, implacable alien race that gave up their souls in exchange for immortal metal bodies. The tragedy is, that they serve with no free will for all eternity. You have no allies, short of your own Necron warriors. It is your duty to see life end.

Chaos marines
83%
Eldar
83%
Necrons
83%
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Two people have been on vacation recently. The first we shall call Ninety. He is a year younger than I am, on the engineering team, and still in college for his ME degree. He tends to do about 90% of his work perfectly and then drop the ball on the other 10% because he still has the college attitude that 90% gets you an A. I go to lunch every day ( Read more... )