Because Evan did it....

[blove04]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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[wohngespenst]

Either illegal immigration, revealing government secrets with primary sources you weren't supposed to have access to, or of course thoughtcrime.

[lireal]

Being caught trying to take over the world

[gaffneys_wrath]

Mistaken for Osama, due to similarity of facial hair.

[sick_of_chains]

Hardcore drug and alcohol use.