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Do a barrel roll.

Einsteins new equation.


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My lord I hate going to school again. Thank god I only need a little math before I can take the GED test and get the hell out of there.

I destroyed all the other pre-tests for reading, science, language arts, social studies etc. I r so smart plx ya!

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Max was found less than 24 hours old in a bush next to our house. His mother had left him, but thankfully my brother heard him crying. We took him in and thus began my 13 year friendship with Max.

( The greatest cat that ever lived. )

Today was one of the most horrible days ever. I had to put my cat Max down. He had hardcore liver cancer, and I dont think he would have lived more than 1 or 2 weeks.

Hes been one of my greatest friends for 13 years.....I shall miss him.

Oh my god I hate life sometimes.

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium ( Read more... )

I'm going to hell.

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