no. it's been shitting on our shit and eating stuff. it's death is more than well warranted AND not a soldier's death, i give you that much. torturous adolescent boy treatment is what it got. i shant go into more detail for fear the little ones may be scarred for life.
there might be nothing i can do about it. but you have choices. you could just set it free. let it live. it can find some cute little mate mouse and make all kinds of little baby mice and live happily ever after. maybe they will run off and become the mice like in cinderella and help some poor shut in feel better about her life. come on, you might be killing gus-gus....no one want to kill gus-gus. by letting him live you will be making the world a better place. one mouse at a time.
Re: cinderellie.blucypherApril 5 2004, 10:10:53 UTC
good, i'm glad you realize that. fuck mice, all they're good for is feeding birds of prey and snakes. they have no business in my room, and we taught that little bastard a mortal lesson lesson--you fuck with us (as a mouse) and your ass gets disposed of. It should show other mice that 2408 is a power to be reckoned with. We have a "shock and awe" campaign of our own to deal with.
Re: cinderellie.rox_ur_soxApril 5 2004, 16:23:22 UTC
aww.. poor innocent little mouse.. why don't you just keep him as your pet? That's kind of like torture.. putting that free little helpless mouse in a tiny prison like cage.. actually.. you're better off killing it.. feed it to a snake..
Dude, we're hurting for detail. Just tell us what you did. It's too bad you hadn't posted that you had it awaiting execution. We could have collaborated and thought up some really heinous shit.
Hmmm... just for shits, we could have put a rivet, or a thin nail in the bastard's ankle, [between bones, naturally] and leave his ass hanging from a line a foot or two from the window [keep an eye on him].
-here's where the better world, mercy bullshit comes in-
Leave the bastard with the choice to gnaw through a bone and take his chances on the fall, or to hang there and starve to death, [on account of his indulgent affinity to your food]. Bleeding to death prematurely shouldn't be a major problem, considering he would be hanging upside down, so as to keep the blood more toward the head.
That'd show all those mice who's the shit. And shit.
hahahahhaha, fuck yes. we shall be bent on capturing another one just to try this. ps-metallica reload in honor of the great 'ali'...not the boxer. hahaha.
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okay. i got way too into that.....even for me.
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It's too bad you hadn't posted that you had it awaiting execution. We could have collaborated and thought up some really heinous shit.
Hmmm... just for shits, we could have put a rivet, or a thin nail in the bastard's ankle, [between bones, naturally] and leave his ass hanging from a line a foot or two from the window [keep an eye on him].
-here's where the better world, mercy bullshit comes in-
Leave the bastard with the choice to gnaw through a bone and take his chances on the fall, or to hang there and starve to death, [on account of his indulgent affinity to your food].
Bleeding to death prematurely shouldn't be a major problem, considering he would be hanging upside down, so as to keep the blood more toward the head.
That'd show all those mice who's the shit. And shit.
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hahaha.
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