Phoenix Wright Kink Meme [Part Twenty One]

[bludhavens]

PHOENIX WRIGHT KINK MEME!

ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri and het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks what have you. It's all welcome here. It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUSIf you make a request,

Comments

Poet Anons, Assemble!

[anonymous]

I humbly request haikus, Anonymous. Any character (no spoilers for AAI-2, please), and any pairing (if any at all).

Humorous, heartwarming, dramatic, tragic, whatever. That's up to you, dear anons.

what is this I don't even-

[anonymous]

I'm out of Snackoos
Because of a certain one
Dumb glimmerous fop.

Re: what is this I don't even-

[rhymer_713]

Not!OP is dying of laughter!

so half-assed, but oh well!

[anonymous]

Chords of Steel Training
Waking up at 5 AM
Shouting, "OBJECTION!"

:3

[anonymous]

Three people in law
Endeavor to steal the truth
Yatagarasu

Re: Poet Anons, Assemble!

[anonymous]

What did you say, pal?
My paycheck is docked again?
Ramen costs so much.

I freaking love writing fandom haiku ogosh

[anonymous]

I opted for generic first game haiku here (except for mentioning the clown), with a few character-specific ones, and maybe P/E if you squint. If inspiration strikes I might pop back in with some more pairingy ones or some later stuff. I think I could do this forever. >> Hope you like!

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Anything goes, here--
Clowns, ghosts, evil from all sides--
Welcome to the court.

Haphazard, clumsy;
Somehow pulling together
All the right answers.

Across the courtroom
Challenges wait in silence
Preparing to strike.

Who knows what may come?
The prosecution never
Quite is what it seems.

Crouching--watching--leap!
Defense and prosecutor,
Lions at battle.

Everything you seek
Will be revealed in due time
If you are patient.

(I am closed off, but
I am more than pink and frills.
Please give me a chance.)

Please, let me help you;
You don't seem to be aware--
I am on your side.

The past may haunt us,
But may we muddle forward,
Striving for the sun.

I am the shadow
Blacking out your heart's warm light.
Swimming, anyone?

Re: I freaking love writing fandom haiku ogosh

[anonymous]

Not!OP thought these were some of the best Haiku ever, especially that last one.

I suck at haiku

[anonymous]

I suck at Haikus
but I have to express this:
GANT GANT GANT GANT GANT GANT. GANT.

xD

Re: I suck at haiku

[anonymous]

Anon can't count, it's
five seven five. Where are the
nature images?

Haiku re: haiku

[anonymous]

Poet!non is glad
Gant haiku made you happy.
Orange is the best.

(Captcha said "kitten."
So amusing how these things
Always seem to fit.)

Re: I freaking love writing fandom haiku ogosh

[anonymous]

Other haiku-anon says WELL-PLAYED.

Re: I freaking love writing fandom haiku ogosh

[anonymous]

Oh! Thank you, darlin'!
(No idea why Lotta Hart
Just invaded this.)

I think I'm broken.
Can't stop writing these haiku.
Ogod! Make it stop!

XD;

Haikus Are Fun! :D

[anonymous]

"I will get you off.
Because I am Phoenix Wright!"
"... That Is What She Said."

______________

"Twincest for the win."
"There is so much smut 'round here."
"Dollie, I love you."

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Think I loved tea first.
Just because he has that hat.
Ooh! Shiny hint coin!

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Logic chess? 'The fuck.
Way to steal "Umineko."
And that show was bad. :|

Random!Anon loves the PL reference

[anonymous]

Because Random!Anon is a Professor Layton geek as well as a PPhoenix Wright geek.

OP LOVES YOU ALL

[anonymous]

I knew someone would make a connection between AAI-2 and Umineko. But personally, I think Umineko (VN, anime, and game) is freaking awesome :D