Why she won't fantasize meme

[blue_bombshell]

I'm stealing this from Sasarai because it's so much easier D:

WHY CHIDORI WOULDN'T DO YOU

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[athrowned]

Me!

[blue_bombshell]

Dee: Too old, too dad-ish, too awkward D: She likes Dee, but not like THAT.

Tolle: Quite simply? She's not interested, he's too soft and she feels she barely knows him, though she can say hi to him on the street and stuff. He's a good guy, but no :/

[ilpacock]

8D

[blue_bombshell]

Ilpacock: He's too much of an arrogant son of a dick and rubs her the wrong way.

Excel: Idiocy. Pure idiocy would stop her from sexing up Excel. Plus, she's a girl. And she's not interested. And everything would be WRONG in the universe.

[harmonic_tremor]

me me me 8D

[blue_bombshell]

Saya and Byakko... uh, she doesn't really know them/have them blip on her radar PLUS BYAKKO TIGER NO.

Sasarai, you're nice and all and she can admit you're good looking in a 'oh that person is good looking' kind of way, but- no. No. She isn't attracted to you, she's been de-aged with you and you're a nice guy, really, but not her type at all. Plus, you give off maturity vibes, which makes her think of you as a kind of adult. In fact, she kind of looks up to you in your maturity because she respects that and kind of envies it, because she knows she isn't mature when it matters. AKA: Does not go there.

[jesusinaway]

... Not that chaos would need to know why, but what the hell. :D

[blue_bombshell]

...she's really only just met him, she's not attracted to him at all, he has too much of a babyface and he's too nice. Just...not her type.

[mustloveballs]

HELO

[blue_bombshell]

You're a little kid, she barely knows you AND I COULD GO ON.