Spending money

[blue_donkey]

I made a phone call today. It lasted less than two minutes and my bank account was £4,500 lighter at the end of it. Which made me begin to wonder, what is the fastest way to spend money? It's not a house as that involves filling in forms (which takes lots of time), and it's not a car as that also involves filling in forms (the V5 and also

Comments

[nunfetishist]

Inheritance tax? :)

[blue_donkey]

Nah - inheritance tax is pretty much optional. There are so many ways of avoiding it, that surely nobody pays it nowadays.

[gerald_duck]

You can buy gems and precious metals extremely quickly, but those feel like cheating since you could almost as easily convert them back into cash.

Donations to charity? I expect most of them would move very quickly indeed if you phoned and asked them to take ten million quid off your Visa card. (-8