We shall never grow old...I wonder if we'll meet santa at the retirement home? He could never die...maybe then we could makes some bucks off of him after we auction him off on ebay. The ad will read...LIFE SIZE ALMOST HUMAN SANTA!...i bet the kids will go crazy...oooo an even better idea. We can bet him in old ladies poker games...that would be a good idea. Poor santa....mwhahahhaha! We'll have to get rid of the Mrs. Claus tho. I say we send her to africa w/ the children. She'll have fun. I bet they have never seen death before. OOO! What if santa was delivering a gift and someone was having a heart attack or what if he had to do CPR...he could have left a lil note that said...NAME, I did CPR on u last night while u were slipping into the abyss that contains the great white light. What if the person is on the naughty list? Does he watch them die? or does he just leave out the note? Maybe he sits there and laughs until the show is over. I kinda wonder why santa has never been arrested. People have alarms. Ok...for all those who take
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HAHAH! yeah i dun think santa would just sit back and laugh. he prolly just wouldnt know what to do. he is just a fat old man (..thing..) who delivers presents thanks to his slave elves. i bet he doesnt know how to give CPR. maybe he was an ex-con in a past life so he can get around security systems. (i say 'in a past life' cuz he got the electric chair.)
im totally up for the old ladies poker. i wonder what they would give for him. i wonder if he can bake cookies. no thats prolly just mrs clause. stupid useless ol santa.
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im totally up for the old ladies poker. i wonder what they would give for him. i wonder if he can bake cookies. no thats prolly just mrs clause. stupid useless ol santa.
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