Dream I should have typed yesterday.

Nov 06, 2006 10:38

I really should go in chronological order.

This is kind of long, and weird, so its a definite LJ-cut.

So, my dream the night before last:



It was stylized as a 1970s action flick.
An evil blonde femme fatale with white coat, black sunglasses and the whole bit plotted to take over the world. I was with some guy, whose name I can't remember and whose face fit no one I know, but in the dream we were good friends, and he had a pet black horse named Janus (o_O figures I would remember the horse's name and no one else's). We knew of her plans to do something evil with a rocket and a satellite (details I don't recall lol), so we headed for the lake where she supposedly had her evil device hidden beneath the water 007 style.

We headed there in this weird hovercraft vehicle that looked like a big blue tent or something... more like an alien spacecraft than anything I'd ever seen. His horse could fit in the ship lol. When we landed at the lake, we hopped out and tried to ambush the evil lady before she could retrieve her device from the lake, but we were spotted by her goons with cameras.

Apparently my friend and the evil blonde were old nemeses, because not only did she recognize us, but she made special effort to stop the two young people after her by sending in her goons after us. They jumped in a speed boat and started racing toward us. In the meantime, my friend grabbed my arm and jumped back into the blue tent vehicle with me... leaving Janus behind on the shore for the moment.

At that point its like a movie again, I'm seeing the ship rise into the air while time has apparently stopped for the rest of the world, because everyone and everything else stands frozen in time. Meanwhile the blue tent thing is lifting into the air like the shitty special effects of the day, shaking and obviously being held by a string or something LOL.

I asked him what the hell he was doing. He was all, "we don't have much time, this thing doesn't stop time forever!" and we proceeded to fly toward some secret laboratory in a cave thing that wasn't very far off but was apparently really high up in a mountain.

And we picked up some special rocket attachment which would allow us to stick to the back of a rocket ship without getting blown up. Or something. I didn't know what the hell he was doing till we flew back, just as time was restarting, and stayed hidden in the tent even as the evil lady's goons grabbed the sides of the ship and hooked it up to the rocket that Evil Lady had pulled from the lake... so that we'd get blown away when the rocket exploded in take off... or at least our ship would. And they even tied Janus to our ship so he'd get a nasty death of his own in the explosion.

So apparently that was the trick--she jumped in her rocket and took off, while we supposedly got blown up. But in reality, our ship stuck to the back of her rocket (where the rearview mirrors couldn't spot us, hah!) and Janus is stuck to our ship with his back to us, legs outward and kicking--although the horse seemed more to be laughing in merriment than neighing in terror. (Now it feels like a 70s cartoon, doesn't it?)

After a while, Evil Lady's rocket finally arrived at her secret lair and she landed it. We hopped off, but there was no real hiding a big blue ship and a horse once she took a look at the back of her rocket. So we held back, waited for the moment of surprise, and jumped her goons, knocking them out. Janus kicked a few of em too.

Then, out of nowhere, the entire Scooby gang comes running up from the surrounding trees and assists in tying up the villainess and securing the goons in their familiar antics--scooby and shaggy running around like idiots and all. The three of us were bewildered, but just as we finished introducing ourselves to the crazy teenagers who had just run in, the police drove up, and the scooby gang took all the credit for the villains' capture and saving the world.

At this point, the bad-70's-cartoon-movie dream ended with Evil Lady muttering as she was hauled away, "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their stupid horse!"

Well, it made a lot more sense at the time I was having the dream, okay?

About as much sense as a shark attack in a car wash.

o_0

~Infin

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