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[blue_kitty_18]

So, for those who don't know, I had my ultrasound last Friday. I'm having a boy....just one. No twins, which, of course, disappointed my mother. This takes me out of the running for who gets them in this generation since I'm getting my tubes tied after this one. And, after about a 5 minute discussion (I mean that seriously), James and I decided on

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[vampire_ninja]

BABYHEAD. Now this has been bothering me... how does one pronouce Raziel? You know people will screw it up. Is it Rah-zeel, Rah-zi-el, Rayz-eel...? I suppose I could just look it up, but that would require effort. And so long as Bree knows the baby is perfectly capable of fighting back, maybe she'll limit the violences she besets him with. Or not.

Damn, disageeable machine! It will work, or I will be out there to give it a proper thumping!

Note that that's thumping, not humping. Speaking of which, your friends have a special talent for choosing their "better halves".

That's too bad about the father person type. Though, I don't think the funeral workers would've been scared by bikers. You see enough corpses rise up and feast on the brains of all those present, I'd imagine you become desensitized to anything scary.

[blue_kitty_18]

We've already established pronunciation, so I won't bother with that. I'm thinking with the way these 2 are going already, there are a lot of fights in my future. Jeff said Raziel better not hurt his baby girl.....I'm looking at the fact that she will already be 2 once he's born....I'm thinking he may require more protection than she will for awhile. Once he starts walking/running....they'll probably be pretty evenly matched.

I'm thinking a thumping will not make it work any faster. Especially if it is the timing belt. A thumping may just cause it to fall to pieces.

That seems very true. This is what I get for having mostly male friends. That whole thing of 2 heads and only enough blood to work one at a time. 9 times out of 10 they think with the wrong head and end up with complete idiots, uber cunts, or both.

I'd imagine that working with dead bodies all day would desensitize a person, but apparently not. The ushers looked a bit uncomfortable. Maybe they spend so much time working with dead people that the living scare them...

[vampire_ninja]

Jeff thinks that a newborn will be able to defeat Bree... Bree is a two year old female who learned how to carve a body into bite sized chunks with a napkin from her mother, I'm sure she'll be fine. It's Raziel I worry about.

I'm not sure what a timing belt is. I know there's some kind of belt in cars (at least the ones that don't have the new computerized time travel things in them) but that might be something different.

"Have you got yer brains and yer balls in yer briefcase?!" That's a good question to ask each and every one of them. Except me. And we already know why.

So if they're afraid of the living, but not the dead... how would they react to zombies? The LIVING dead! Their hard wired little brains would explode just looking at a zombie. *POP*

[blue_kitty_18]

Pretty much. Bree's vicious....she kicks my ass all the time. I think Raziel will be able to hold his own once he gets a bit older though. I think he and Bree will have roughly the same temperament, which is why I'm preparing myself for the battles now