Heute, Ich habe garnichts gelernt ( Read more... )

Being an exchange student is lonely work sometimes.

So. My day.

Hmm. Many things have happened. I don't really feel like talking about them.

But. If anyone ever invites you to canoe on the Elbe through Hamburg?

NEVER.

EVER.

E.V.E.R

ACCEPT.

That is all.

I thought when you ate a bunch of fattening food you were supposed to gain weight...

But I've been losing...apparently...

So confused.

My legs resemble small bears and my eyebrows are eating off my face.

And oh yeah, watching 'Full House' in German is really surreal.

Germany is currently rocking my socks off ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

A truck full of leaves and assorted tree parts just backed into our driveway.

And there are men.

Get me out of here.

If 'San Diego' really meant "whale vagina" in German, I would totally throw that phrase around ( Read more... )

Going away party was off the hizzle' fo' shure. Thanks to everyone who came, it did mean a lot ( Read more... )