Entry x01

[blue_not_douche]

What the hell is this place!?

Squir...

How should I know, fat stuff?

I bet this is all Red's fault! Y-yeah, that's probably it!

...Squirtle squirt.

He probably had me kidnapped and dumped here because he was afraid of how awesome I am.

[SQUIRTLE used SIGH! It's not very effective...]

Hey, don't give me that look! Now clean the fudge out of your ears and

Comments

[gunnabamasta]

You shouldn't talk to your Pokemon like that!

Pika!

[blue_not_douche]

You! This is all your fault isn't--

...Wait a minute. You're not Red. Tch, go away, kid. I'll talk to Chubby McThunderthighs however I want.

[gunnabamasta]

Yeah, and you're no Gary, that's for sure.

Besides, Squirtle isn't fat!

[blue_not_douche]

That's right I'm not! The name's Blue, and you better not forget it, pal.

And yes he is. Don't lie to him. He inhales cake like it's air.

[immolationbitch]

Weeeee~eeeell, what do we have here?

[blue_not_douche]

I dunno; you tell me.

[immolationbitch]

Looks like a nice-looking boy and--

Is that a fat turtle? Damn.

[blue_not_douche]

I know, right? See, I'm not the only one who thinks you're overdoing it on the cake, tubkins.

Sq-squirtle!

Don't give me that. Go eat some celery before you get big enough to be a country. Is that what you want? You wanna be a country, Squirtle?

...

I thought not.

[rival_of_douche]

[blue_not_douche]

YOU! I knew you were behind this all along, and I was right- as usual!

[rival_of_douche]

[blue_not_douche]

Don't give me that look! I know all about your evil plan to get rid of me, so don't even try to deny it!

[ribbon_hime]

You're not nice!

[blue_not_douche]

And I should care what you think because...?

[ribbon_hime]

Because I am nice!

[blue_not_douche]

...

Nope. Still don't care.