Comments | blue_shields: Season 2, Episode 17. Bowdlerized

blue_shields

Season 2, Episode 17. Bowdlerized

Nov 02, 2010 14:58

What happened to my sword?!

I can't fight like this!

[[OOC: Sky's sword has become the Soft Attack Shadow Saber, a harmless foam toy.]]

event: es 4kids edition, sky is not amused, i hate you sphere, doggie helmet hair, guards must be professional damnit, +presea (flame), +gai (youth), +brianna (handmaiden), +vimes (stoneface), +bell, spf- space patrol fail, an spd emergency, ic, i have such a headache, sexier in spandex than bridge

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ice_echani November 2 2010, 19:54:05 UTC

Yours as well? [pentaps.] Have your hands and feet been affected?

blue_shields November 2 2010, 20:05:07 UTC

It's just my weapon, as far as I can tell.

spandexisyouth November 3 2010, 00:11:33 UTC

You do not have any knowledge of hand-to-hand? [A bit of a pause.] If you wish to come over, I can show you a few moves.

blue_shields November 3 2010, 01:32:38 UTC

I do, but I'm better with weapons.

I'd appreciate it just the same.

spandexisyouth November 3 2010, 01:36:03 UTC

A fit body produces a fit mind, and prepares you to stand up to more. You are welcome to come to our house.

blue_shields November 3 2010, 02:38:46 UTC

I agree completely. Thank you.

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stonyfaced November 3 2010, 00:32:48 UTC

You and everybody else, it seems. Do me a favour and tell the other lads not to tell everybody that they're useless on the journals if you see them, will you? I don't like everybody knowing which of my men are out of commission.

My knuckleduster works just fine, so it looks like blunt objects work well.

[ooc: struck out because he doesn't like people knowing what numerous nasty weapons he has on his person.]

blue_shields November 3 2010, 01:33:12 UTC

Ah, of course, sir.

I can still fight, I just prefer having an effective weapon on me.

[The following is also quickly striken.]

I'll have to see if my truncheon's still normal, then.

stonyfaced November 3 2010, 02:27:43 UTC

True enough. I don't seem to be affected this time round, which is a good thing, 'cos if I couldn't have my sword or my cigars I'd probably just resort to punching somebody in the face. Having some hand-to-hand practice can't be a bad thing, either.

blue_shields November 3 2010, 02:38:13 UTC

Yes, I have heard of cigarettes and the like disappearing, too. It's odd... my weapon has changed, but my shields still work.

I'm glad Youth offered, yes. I could stand to brush up on my hand-to-hand skills.

Thread 6

forgotmyforge November 3 2010, 01:34:00 UTC

What's wrong with it?

blue_shields November 3 2010, 01:34:47 UTC

It's- become pretty harmless.

forgotmyforge November 3 2010, 01:36:47 UTC

How awful! Whatever this is going on - it's ridiculous! It's dangerous! It's very worrying.

blue_shields November 3 2010, 02:36:28 UTC

Very true. But on the other hand, at least we're not completely helpless.

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Gosh darn censoring. I can't talk porn. grab_my_bells November 3 2010, 02:19:04 UTC

If your sword has become ineffective, I'm sure there's someone around here who could fix that for you.

Bawwwl blue_shields November 3 2010, 02:35:20 UTC

Oh, more than likely.