GARY did you text me at ten past midnight this morning? Well, you did, 'cause it woke me up - but I couldn't reply 'cause I've had no credit on my phone for a month now, so I just..fell asleep again.
I am not free this week but at the weekend I could be charmed into doing something Viking-related. Only if there's mead and rum involved, though, because I don't go to war on an empty stomach.
Er...if the text wasn't meant for me, of course, do ignore this.
(don't take offence to this or i'm going to have to piss on your chips)blue_trainFebruary 23 2004, 10:54:48 UTC
Since when did you care about such things as sleep and time?
You whingey old semen gobler.... Yes mark has been leaning towards Yorvick ale quaffing as well, might be something worth considering... anything that makes my ugly life seem more eventful is a good idea.
I'll text you with more details... I'll do this WHEN I like and if that disrupts your wholesome 'sleep pattern' then hard cheese...
Piss could only improve the flavour.tawnyfoolFebruary 23 2004, 13:11:24 UTC
I hadn't had any sleep the night before, which is why I was asleep early last night, at 11.05 precisely. I care not for such trivial matters, obviously, but I need to not-be-dead-from-exhaustion from time to time. Especially when I have Olde Englishe in the morning and can pretend to be Beowulf for the rest of the day, oh yes, people fear me when I'm giddy on tea and sea-monsters.
Jorvik has a lot going for it, but to be truly authentic we need to drink mead. In goblets. Raising them to the heavens every so often and going 'AYE!' You ought to have been at the beach yesterday, you might've appreciated the truly warlike aspect of it all.
Text whenever, only I flatly refuse to top my phone credit up because I can't justify spending money on such things when there's Saxon peasants starving up here. So I'll just reply here, being addicted to the internet and all that.
My friend Smithy has a Mace!!blue_trainFebruary 23 2004, 15:01:31 UTC
Damn you for making it painfully obvious that i spelled Jorvik wrong.... I shall smite thee wench. Mind you Mark'll never spend time in bookshops so we'll have to find him something to smoke or insult if you fancy anything like that.
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I am not free this week but at the weekend I could be charmed into doing something Viking-related. Only if there's mead and rum involved, though, because I don't go to war on an empty stomach.
Er...if the text wasn't meant for me, of course, do ignore this.
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You whingey old semen gobler.... Yes mark has been leaning towards Yorvick ale quaffing as well, might be something worth considering... anything that makes my ugly life seem more eventful is a good idea.
I'll text you with more details... I'll do this WHEN I like and if that disrupts your wholesome 'sleep pattern' then hard cheese...
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Jorvik has a lot going for it, but to be truly authentic we need to drink mead. In goblets. Raising them to the heavens every so often and going 'AYE!' You ought to have been at the beach yesterday, you might've appreciated the truly warlike aspect of it all.
Text whenever, only I flatly refuse to top my phone credit up because I can't justify spending money on such things when there's Saxon peasants starving up here. So I'll just reply here, being addicted to the internet and all that.
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