There were several things that Ratchet had never expected to see in the medbay upon arriving on Earth. One of those things was a femme who wasn't even half the height of Optimus Prime shaking the utter slag out of Sideswipe because he and his twin had gotten into it with an ex-Decepticon femme who happened to be the first femme's friend.
He also hadn't counted on seeing WakeJumper appear with a swish and flash of light and begin working on stabilizing said ex-Decepticon femme. With a shake of his head, the Autobot CMO turned his attention to the other blue femme in the medbay.
"Alright you two, if you're not injured, get out." Showtime was all to glad to comply, dragging a protesting Sideswipe with her.
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Showtime was LIVID. She had gone to see the new ammunition Wheeljack was working on for her bow and Desinex's rifle, and had returned to Sideswipe and Sunstreaker flat-out brawling with Desinex.
Insults were flying, as well as pieces of armor, and soon, the commotion, in combination with Showtime's shouting at the brawlers as she had joined in, caught the attention of several mechs and femmes. Within minutes, Prowl, Jazz, Ironhide, and Optimus Prime were in the training room, trying to pry the group apart.
Sideswipe was pulled back by Jazz while Prowl dragged Showtime away, both mech and femme having sustained a few minor dents and paint scrapes. It took Optimus and Ironhide several minutes to separate Sunstreaker and Desinex, and they were both near shut-down with the damage they had inflicted upon one another.
Sunstreaker was bleeding from several major energon lines, and had barely missed having an optic removed by Desinex's claws by meer milimeters, in addition to having several pieces of armor violently ripped away. Desinex was also sporting torn energon lines, as well as a torn coolant line and a few severed motor controls. She had several dents in her faceplates, and undoubtedly had a bit of structural damage.
Showtime, for her part, was furiously trying to get at the nearest twin terror, while cursing at both twins in every language she knew. Sideswipe, aside from the minor dents that would work themselves out with self-repair, sported a lovely swatch of dark blue paint, which was matched on Desinex's frame by a broad stripe of red.
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"I swear, I don't know WHAT your malfunction is! You and Sunstreaker have been acting up since Desinex got here!" Showtime paced, having let Sideswipe go moments before.
"Showtime, she's a fragging 'CON! She's not going to change her ways!" Sideswipe managed to make it to his feet just before Showtime's dagger embedded itself in the wall, having been thrown by the small femme.
"She's TRYING to change her ways! The LEAST you could do is treat her with a bit of courtesy!" Sideswipe thanked Primus and every other deity that could exist as Prowl and Jazz came to break up the argument. That relief was short-lived, as Prowl had Jazz escort Showtime to Prime's office, while the SIC escorted the red Lamborghini to his own office.
"That will be enough. I don't know what was said, nor do I really care at this point. Showtime and you will be on patrol routes, for the next month. Once Sunstreaker and Desinex are given the all-clear for light duty, they'll be joining you and Showtime."