Well, i haven't really written in this thing for a while so i guess i should. i re-wrote a php script for a client. i have been teaching it to myself for a couple of months and i can finally put it to some use. its just a calendar thingy but its pretty cool. php is so cool. after using it more and more, i don't ever want to go back to static html ( Read more... )

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ( Read more... )

i had a dream that i went back to my old employer begging for my sucky job back. my old boss says ok, but im there working for like an hour and the owner walks in. he says to my boss, fire that guy! he sucks ass! so i had to leave and got my paycheck for 1 hour of work.

unemployment sucks

i don't know which is funnier, that they torchure the iraqis with barney or metallicaThe U.S. military is using Metallica and the ‘Barney’ theme song as instruments of coercion in Iraq

went to my first river cats game last night. it was fun but its only minor league baseball. it was hilarious cause the kings were playing at the same time. they would show the score and short parts of the kings game on the jumbo tron and people were watching that more than the live game right in front of them. i think the people runing it got ( Read more... )

this is to funny linky.
i need a job. anyone know of any web design or drafting work in the sacramento area?

bullets racing
spirals of lead
searching, stealing
for a brain filled head

no guilt, no feeling
no pleasure, no pain
inanimate vector
piercing the rain

cracking the air
then flesh, then bone
stopping at nothing
like sticks and stone

coming to rest
remorseless and hollowed
a life is taken
needlessly swallowed

creakin and crumblin
my house is really old
and sometimes i wonder
if it has toxic mold

my head is killlin me
my mind keeps me alive
the damp smell of rot
like a rain soaked dive

i loath the air
i breathe the spore
the cancer spreads
cant take anymore

the drywall weeps
my eyes are dry
please send me away
before i die

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) ( Read more... )