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[bluebeard]

I was browsing through my foe list, and I found Earth Listener's (username: Chimera) charming forum profile

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[clockworkzebra]

They were one of the first things I saw when I came back to TDF, and I immediately had to ask Leah if we were tolerating this level of bull-shittery on TDF now.

[theneuromancer]

Usually I understand peoples' wtfery on some level. Really, there's pretty much always some level of, 'oh yeah, okay, well, that's odd but I see where you're coming from, and it's really not a big deal to me. carry on.'

But that doesn't happen here.
I just don't even begin to comprehend what the actual shit is happening. Is it a cry for attention that is restricted to the internet where we give you room to explain this circus sideshow stuff every time you say something or...does xhe(I don't know how to pronoun this? what do bigendered people prefer? wait this is the first time I think I've heard of bigender and I spend a lot of time on the internet) actually sit people down in real life and explain all of these different things to them?

lol if you had a child, Prince, they would turn out like this just to spite you I swear to god

Also mollusk-shark therian, right? That's what is meant? Like a cross between a chondricthyan shark and a bivalve invertebrate?
wait
are we being punked.

[just_skidding]

I'm thinking a shark with a scallop for a face. That'd be scary as fuck.

But I don't see how one can simply be "mollusk" -- that covers a HUGE range of species, and is about as informative as saying you're a mammal therian.

[bluebeard]

I just pictured a shark with a conch shell o.o that's about the only thing I could infer from "mollusk+shark". juat