Episode reaction - CSI: Miami
Callum was a guest star on the season 9 finale of CSI: Miami last night. I've not watched Miami for a loooong time, but I put my Horatio squick on hold for 40 minutes to get through it. Here are my reactions :
He's going to be playing a bad guy (surprise!) called Jack Toller. First shot of him in the episode and of course it has to be... HANDCUFFS. :D
Horatio gives Jack the evil eye. Horatio will regret this later.
The LAUGH. Oh he does evil so well.
"What you been up to, Baldy?" He also does put-downs so well. HEE.
Baldy doesn't seem to like Jack at all. I hope he doesn't get to pin anything to his forehead. O.o
The plane turns slightly and Horatio senses there is trouble afoot. *eyeroll* Most. Annoying. Man. Ever.
Don't think it's a good idea to get your guns out mid-flight, gentlemen. Ooh, but if the plane depressurises, maybe Horatio will get sucked out a window. /evil thought.
I told you so.
Go on Jack! BE FREEEE. And we get a gratuitous butt shot as he de-planes. *g*
~ opening credits lalala ~
There's Jack's mugshot and news reports about his escape! He's been dubbed... 'The Incinerator'. Ew. *hopes for no action replays of THAT*
Horatio and Baldy are pissed Jack got away. Heh.
Woman alone driving down road, says she'll be home soon. I don't think she's going to make it.
... because Jack is doing the lying dead in the road trick!
THERE'S the evil genius we all know and love. Wow, he's really going for it! And for just one moment I wouldn't mind grappling in the dirt with Callum, either. Ahem. ;)
NECK CRACK. Ahhhhhhhh. O.O
I'd like to take a moment here to ask the CSI: Miami camera crews, please learn to focus. Kthnx. *gets dizzy*
Delko arrives. He's found Jack's latest victim, but how'd she get down there?
Ah. Nice touch with the stone kicking.
Horatio and the CSI woman who wears white to every crime scene (as one does) are questioning... Ethan Embry! He knows Jack? But he just cares about his kids now and doesn't know where Jack is! Horatio gives him the evil eye. He will also regret THIS, later.
By the magic of a ruler and a pen, they figure out where Jack wanted the plane to land. Oy. Quick, Horatio! Get in your ridiculous Hummer and get to that airfield!
Baldy back at the HQ. He's still pissed Jack got away from him, but he's learned the hunt for Jack will continue in a car yard of some sort. He's not going to be there, y'know.
See? It's Ethan Embry! I am shocked he lied to woman-in-white. No, really. :P
The shots of Miami are really pretty.
The shots of Jack are really pretty. Even when he's being angry and forceful. Ooh. He wanted Ethan to get rid of the car for him. He even said 'pretty please'. *loves*
Huh. Ethan has a temper of his own, it seems.
Hotel room, dodgy deal is going down. Jack let's his gun do the talking.
Delko and Horatio are quick on the scene, Horatio is waving a nice glossy mugshot photo about. I wants it!
RUN, JACK. Damn, that's a lot of stairs. (unrelated to any of this: is golf good for keeping you fit? *ponders* Ahem.)
Delko and Horatio find airfield woman hiding in the bathroom. She'll be okay. The only thing she should feel threatened by is horrible acting. :\
Meanwhile, Jack is out the building and jumped in some random girl's car. Girl screams. He waves a gun at her. They drive.
Subplot: Ethan Embry is about to lose his kids. Uh oh.
But back to the good stuff! Jack making himself comfortable in girl's front seat. He's stroking his gun. *g*
Yep, Ethan Embry lost his kids. It's all her fault, you know.
Jack throws girl on the ground, tells her to behave. He's got the crazy look going on perfectly. :D And he will not repeat himself. Ha, that made me think of Ray K!
Is this supposed to be the science bit? Scanning dollar bills... lalala.
I spy Jack Toller's details! Height: 6'1". Birth date: 4/29/71. 71!!!! Well, Callum does look good for his age? *g*
So Jack is in the counterfeit money business and airfield woman is an undercover agent. And that guy is not President Obama. Glad we're clear on these things.
"I need an expert opinion but you'll do." Put your claws away, boy!
Jack can't find what he's looking for, he's throwing stuff all over the place. Sadly, no chairs are thrown. I like a good chair-throwing. ;)
Ha ha, Horatio. Too late, Jack is quicker than yooou. \o/
He's outside a mansion with the girl, the deal is about to go down! And he's still smiling manically. Whee!
Damn it, Horatio is on to him.
Jack hides in his seat, the police are swarming the place. Nooooooooooooo.
They arrest the buyer, airfield undercover agent woman has the plates. Or does she? AHAHAHAHHAHA. Jack outsmarted them again. (wouldn't be too hard.)
Well, he's in the wind again, apparently. IS HE REALLY FREE? There's still a few minutes to go, Horatio or Baldy could still get him. :\
Down by a pier. Gunshot! And.... Horatio hits the dirt. Oh dear. Will he die? Does anyone care?
Surprise Ethan Embry! Bet Horatio wishes he'd been nicer to him, earlier. Ethan's pissed at woman-in-white. Locks her in the trunk of a car and sends her to a watery doom!
Ethan runs, Horatio shoots at him in vain, car sinks under water. THE END. Thank god.
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well, that was a ridiculous show, but Callum was awesome. ♥ I am stunned Jack Toller didn't end up with a bullet in him. HE GOT AWAY. This almost never happens to Callum's bad guys! *happy dances* So he might appear in another episode in the future. :D? Which will probably be the next time I'll ever watch an episode of Miami. *scrubs brain*
He's going to be playing a bad guy (surprise!) called Jack Toller. First shot of him in the episode and of course it has to be... HANDCUFFS. :D
Horatio gives Jack the evil eye. Horatio will regret this later.
The LAUGH. Oh he does evil so well.
"What you been up to, Baldy?" He also does put-downs so well. HEE.
Baldy doesn't seem to like Jack at all. I hope he doesn't get to pin anything to his forehead. O.o
The plane turns slightly and Horatio senses there is trouble afoot. *eyeroll* Most. Annoying. Man. Ever.
Don't think it's a good idea to get your guns out mid-flight, gentlemen. Ooh, but if the plane depressurises, maybe Horatio will get sucked out a window. /evil thought.
I told you so.
Go on Jack! BE FREEEE. And we get a gratuitous butt shot as he de-planes. *g*
~ opening credits lalala ~
There's Jack's mugshot and news reports about his escape! He's been dubbed... 'The Incinerator'. Ew. *hopes for no action replays of THAT*
Horatio and Baldy are pissed Jack got away. Heh.
Woman alone driving down road, says she'll be home soon. I don't think she's going to make it.
... because Jack is doing the lying dead in the road trick!
THERE'S the evil genius we all know and love. Wow, he's really going for it! And for just one moment I wouldn't mind grappling in the dirt with Callum, either. Ahem. ;)
NECK CRACK. Ahhhhhhhh. O.O
I'd like to take a moment here to ask the CSI: Miami camera crews, please learn to focus. Kthnx. *gets dizzy*
Delko arrives. He's found Jack's latest victim, but how'd she get down there?
Ah. Nice touch with the stone kicking.
Horatio and the CSI woman who wears white to every crime scene (as one does) are questioning... Ethan Embry! He knows Jack? But he just cares about his kids now and doesn't know where Jack is! Horatio gives him the evil eye. He will also regret THIS, later.
By the magic of a ruler and a pen, they figure out where Jack wanted the plane to land. Oy. Quick, Horatio! Get in your ridiculous Hummer and get to that airfield!
Baldy back at the HQ. He's still pissed Jack got away from him, but he's learned the hunt for Jack will continue in a car yard of some sort. He's not going to be there, y'know.
See? It's Ethan Embry! I am shocked he lied to woman-in-white. No, really. :P
The shots of Miami are really pretty.
The shots of Jack are really pretty. Even when he's being angry and forceful. Ooh. He wanted Ethan to get rid of the car for him. He even said 'pretty please'. *loves*
Huh. Ethan has a temper of his own, it seems.
Hotel room, dodgy deal is going down. Jack let's his gun do the talking.
Delko and Horatio are quick on the scene, Horatio is waving a nice glossy mugshot photo about. I wants it!
RUN, JACK. Damn, that's a lot of stairs. (unrelated to any of this: is golf good for keeping you fit? *ponders* Ahem.)
Delko and Horatio find airfield woman hiding in the bathroom. She'll be okay. The only thing she should feel threatened by is horrible acting. :\
Meanwhile, Jack is out the building and jumped in some random girl's car. Girl screams. He waves a gun at her. They drive.
Subplot: Ethan Embry is about to lose his kids. Uh oh.
But back to the good stuff! Jack making himself comfortable in girl's front seat. He's stroking his gun. *g*
Yep, Ethan Embry lost his kids. It's all her fault, you know.
Jack throws girl on the ground, tells her to behave. He's got the crazy look going on perfectly. :D And he will not repeat himself. Ha, that made me think of Ray K!
Is this supposed to be the science bit? Scanning dollar bills... lalala.
I spy Jack Toller's details! Height: 6'1". Birth date: 4/29/71. 71!!!! Well, Callum does look good for his age? *g*
So Jack is in the counterfeit money business and airfield woman is an undercover agent. And that guy is not President Obama. Glad we're clear on these things.
"I need an expert opinion but you'll do." Put your claws away, boy!
Jack can't find what he's looking for, he's throwing stuff all over the place. Sadly, no chairs are thrown. I like a good chair-throwing. ;)
Ha ha, Horatio. Too late, Jack is quicker than yooou. \o/
He's outside a mansion with the girl, the deal is about to go down! And he's still smiling manically. Whee!
Damn it, Horatio is on to him.
Jack hides in his seat, the police are swarming the place. Nooooooooooooo.
They arrest the buyer, airfield undercover agent woman has the plates. Or does she? AHAHAHAHHAHA. Jack outsmarted them again. (wouldn't be too hard.)
Well, he's in the wind again, apparently. IS HE REALLY FREE? There's still a few minutes to go, Horatio or Baldy could still get him. :\
Down by a pier. Gunshot! And.... Horatio hits the dirt. Oh dear. Will he die? Does anyone care?
Surprise Ethan Embry! Bet Horatio wishes he'd been nicer to him, earlier. Ethan's pissed at woman-in-white. Locks her in the trunk of a car and sends her to a watery doom!
Ethan runs, Horatio shoots at him in vain, car sinks under water. THE END. Thank god.
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well, that was a ridiculous show, but Callum was awesome. ♥ I am stunned Jack Toller didn't end up with a bullet in him. HE GOT AWAY. This almost never happens to Callum's bad guys! *happy dances* So he might appear in another episode in the future. :D? Which will probably be the next time I'll ever watch an episode of Miami. *scrubs brain*