A Conversation About Flowers.

[bluebellrock]

Re: The colourful flower patch underneath the sign announcing our suburb.
Todd hates them. I love them.

Philippa: Oh, they look beautiful!
Todd: They're growing on me.
Philippa: And they're growing too. They've grown a lot. "God laughs in flowers." Did you know that?
Todd: Oh, is that right? Does he fart in weeds?

Comments

[wanderingaengus]

God sweats in weeds; swamps are farts.

[bluebellrock]

Yikes. If you ask me, swamps are diarrhoea. I hate them. I have recurring nightmares about swamp-like amalgams of crocodiles/sharks/snakes. They're out to get me and I can never lift my feet high enough or both together. Must be a bunyip...