Nov 17, 2009 05:17
Q: What do you call three planks of wood?
A: Edward Woodward.
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RIP, Edward Woodward. I always thought you were decent, and a very handsome older actor. I wonder if you knew of this joke. It doesn't work if you have a Canadian or American accent and articulate all those pesky 'r' sounds.
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I thought of another joke. Brace yourself.
Q: What do you call four planks of timber?
A: I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!! (It's OK to laugh at your own jokes in my little world.) And I realise I stuffed up the first one by asking about 'wood', not 'timber'. Or 'lumber' to you and your kind.
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Q: Why has Edward Woodward got so many Ds in his name?
A: Because if he had none he'd be Eee-wah Woo-war!
I'm still sure there's a better variation on the question part out there somewhere...
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