Mmm.... Mascara...

[blueberryblood]

dude, i bought this new mascara yesterday. and it, indeed, is the raddest. thing. evur!. i lovers it. it makes my eyelashes look ten miles long. like, seriously. i am in love with it. it is the best thing ever. i want to marry it. i think it's gonna be all gone by the time school starts again. hmm

Comments

[fuzzyfishdorito]

You want to marry it? But then you can't marry Davey!

[blueberryblood]

Oh yeah, Davey. Okay, never mind. I won't marry it. I will just love it and treasure it forever and ever.

[fuzzyfishdorito]

And cheat on Davey with it?

[blueberryblood]

No, it won't be cheating because davey will love it too.