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[bluecanopener]

To those of you who are recently looking into wedding vows, back on Spira, where I am from, I was a maester of Yevon. This means I am authorized to perform marriage ceremonies if either party is in need of a priest of sorts.

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[machinasmaw]

Oh, this is just disasterrific.

[huff_puff_wolf]

Rrrrr, disaster? Why would having a priest around be that?

[machinasmaw]

This guy isn't a priest! He's... vilg, E lyh'd ajah aqbnacc socamv eh Spiran.

[bluecanopener]

I am a maester of Yevon-it is the equivalent position.

[just_like_daddy]

Anyone actually considering getting married here should probably be disallowed from breeding in the first place.

[bluecanopener]

I never said anything about breeding, though you do bring up a valid point. Who's to say the children won't attract the crabs?

[just_like_daddy]

My point is, how stupid can you be to want to get married in a place like this? It's asinine.

[bluecanopener]

I am sure they have their reasons. If it makes them happy, why not allow them to do so?

[stranglingrose]

Weddings, you say.

[bluecanopener]

Did you perhaps miss all of the notes flying around? It would seem to be a common, or at least steadily growing, occurrence.

[stranglingrose]

I've been on a vacation of sorts. Tell me, who might you be?

[bluecanopener]

How delightful. I am Maester Seymour Guado. What about yourself?