Its such a sham....yeah they are cute....but what a SHAM!
VelouriaChaos: and when we rock the mike we rock the mike right
VelouriaChaos: i heard Tatu and thought of you
VelouriaChaos: that repetetive piece of swill
Splash6327: oh god
Splash6327: haha read this
Splash6327: Pop Duo TATU Say They Have Sex Three Times A Day
BERLIN-Lesbian pop duo Tatu claim they have sex with each other three times a day.
Julia Volkova and Lena Katina say they like to make love in the morning, at lunchtime and last thing at night.And they say they regularly enjoy group sessions with female fans after gigs.
Speaking to a German newspaper, Julia said: "We really love each other and the sex is phenomenal. It's a thousand times better than with a man. And contrary to what others might say, we don't just talk about it. We have sex at least three times a day.
"The best is in the morning when we have just woken up. Then we do it nice and slowly. "In the evening it is a lot faster and we rip each other's clothes off. We like it at lunchtime too."
The girls admit they also sleep with men - but say its not as much fun.
Lena says: "It doesn't bother us if it's a man or a woman. But it is not as much fun with men.
Julia adds: "I don't know about other men but Russian men are like sewing machines - always just a quick stitch." "Maybe we've had four or fivesomes, it's our secret. After gigs we like taking a couple of sexy girls to our hotel room."
VelouriaChaos: and now its....
running thru my head
running thru my head
running thru my head
VelouriaChaos: oh god
VelouriaChaos: what a marketing ploy!
VelouriaChaos: thats SICK!
Splash6327: istnt that the funniest thing ever
VelouriaChaos: hahah totally!
VelouriaChaos: "we are lesbians and all we do is fuck....three times a day...everyday....before breakfast...after a good lunch...and before bed"
Splash6327: yeah great huh
VelouriaChaos: "lesbians are insatiable...all we want is sex...no love or anything. just booty. lots. lets be the biggest stereotype in the world now yah?"
Splash6327: haha
VelouriaChaos: "I did it all for the pussy"
Splash6327: lol
VelouriaChaos: I'm sorry but tatu is the fakest thing to come out of the music industry in a looooong time
Splash6327: i have thought that since day 1
VelouriaChaos: yeah me too totally
VelouriaChaos: its like....are people actually buying this?
VelouriaChaos: its like a bad email subject line
VelouriaChaos: "watch hot russian chicks go at it to pop music"
VelouriaChaos: they just HAPPEN to be girlfriends and they just HAPPEN to be singers?
VelouriaChaos: who wrote that amazingly believable script???
VelouriaChaos: they should win a prize ....or get a cookie
VelouriaChaos: something like that
VelouriaChaos: you know
Splash6327: yeah they need a medal
Splash6327: for the fakest
VelouriaChaos: some gold spraypainted thing
VelouriaChaos: on a rainbow ribbon
Splash6327: yea
VelouriaChaos: this is so going in my journal....watch people be like GRRRr...ill be like...but shes a dyke and i have dyke-like tendencies!
VelouriaChaos: i heard Tatu and thought of you
VelouriaChaos: that repetetive piece of swill
Splash6327: oh god
Splash6327: haha read this
Splash6327: Pop Duo TATU Say They Have Sex Three Times A Day
BERLIN-Lesbian pop duo Tatu claim they have sex with each other three times a day.
Julia Volkova and Lena Katina say they like to make love in the morning, at lunchtime and last thing at night.And they say they regularly enjoy group sessions with female fans after gigs.
Speaking to a German newspaper, Julia said: "We really love each other and the sex is phenomenal. It's a thousand times better than with a man. And contrary to what others might say, we don't just talk about it. We have sex at least three times a day.
"The best is in the morning when we have just woken up. Then we do it nice and slowly. "In the evening it is a lot faster and we rip each other's clothes off. We like it at lunchtime too."
The girls admit they also sleep with men - but say its not as much fun.
Lena says: "It doesn't bother us if it's a man or a woman. But it is not as much fun with men.
Julia adds: "I don't know about other men but Russian men are like sewing machines - always just a quick stitch." "Maybe we've had four or fivesomes, it's our secret. After gigs we like taking a couple of sexy girls to our hotel room."
VelouriaChaos: and now its....
running thru my head
running thru my head
running thru my head
VelouriaChaos: oh god
VelouriaChaos: what a marketing ploy!
VelouriaChaos: thats SICK!
Splash6327: istnt that the funniest thing ever
VelouriaChaos: hahah totally!
VelouriaChaos: "we are lesbians and all we do is fuck....three times a day...everyday....before breakfast...after a good lunch...and before bed"
Splash6327: yeah great huh
VelouriaChaos: "lesbians are insatiable...all we want is sex...no love or anything. just booty. lots. lets be the biggest stereotype in the world now yah?"
Splash6327: haha
VelouriaChaos: "I did it all for the pussy"
Splash6327: lol
VelouriaChaos: I'm sorry but tatu is the fakest thing to come out of the music industry in a looooong time
Splash6327: i have thought that since day 1
VelouriaChaos: yeah me too totally
VelouriaChaos: its like....are people actually buying this?
VelouriaChaos: its like a bad email subject line
VelouriaChaos: "watch hot russian chicks go at it to pop music"
VelouriaChaos: they just HAPPEN to be girlfriends and they just HAPPEN to be singers?
VelouriaChaos: who wrote that amazingly believable script???
VelouriaChaos: they should win a prize ....or get a cookie
VelouriaChaos: something like that
VelouriaChaos: you know
Splash6327: yeah they need a medal
Splash6327: for the fakest
VelouriaChaos: some gold spraypainted thing
VelouriaChaos: on a rainbow ribbon
Splash6327: yea
VelouriaChaos: this is so going in my journal....watch people be like GRRRr...ill be like...but shes a dyke and i have dyke-like tendencies!