Larry got to say "Start your engines" at NASCAR today! (Well, he said "git 'er done" first. LOL) The following is an e-mail forward. I've sent it to Bill and asked him to forward it to Jeff.

THE PENTAGON

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF ( Read more... )

I was in Walmart two days ago, I was in rush, but I visited the dvd area to see if they had a dvd I was looking for, and near the media section they had these displayed http://www.leadingedgenovelty.com/Bluecollartvmainpage.html I had the urge to squeeze one ( Read more... )

I was gabbing with a hopeful future society member Chiazmo from England. We were talking about why the series Red Dwarf never was successful when they tried to Americanize it.

The biggest reason was because they rewrote the origin of the main character and said that he was from Detroit in the American pilot.  I think I would have been more accepting of ( Read more... )

Hi, I'm new to the community. I thought it would be fun to join. I'm from Utah so, obviouly I'm Mormon. I served my mission for the LDS Chruch in Brittain.

The icon i'm using is a current picture of me. No need to adjust your monitor. My hair really is green. I'm a natural blonde and I got anti-freeze spilt in it and it won't wash off ( Read more... )

I don't know if anyone here watches SNL, but recently they had an episode where they had a skit about Jeff's fictional brother Tom who is also a stand up comedian, but his jokes were about being a gay redneck. Some of the jokes were like "If your the only person in the trailer who has pink wheels on their trailer and pick up...you might be a gay ( Read more... )

Hey all! I saw that Ron White will be in Atlanta in June (I live near Atlanta). I was wondering if the show will be new material, or the material in his DVD. Does anyone know if his current shows are new or older material? Thanks!

I just got a new car, so I'm trying to sell my old one on my own. The old one has about 78,000 miles on it. A man from work expressed an interest in it, so I took it for him to look at yesterday ( Read more... )

My name is Brooke, I am 20 from VA, and I just joined the community ( Read more... )

I had decided to drive from Atlanta airport to Columbia, SC. My flight was late leaving Houston, so I missed seeing Ron live. I had to compensate by putting "Drunk In Public" in the SUV's CD player. *GRR ( Read more... )

Anybody else watch Ron's new show last night? (I was at work, but I'd taped it.) Hilarious! I also loved Bill's new "Mobile Home Disasters" show. Way cool. Glad I finally got my VCR working, because I won't be home next week to watch it ( Read more... )