happy makes me a modern girl
how tall are you? - 5'4"
can you crip walk? - i used to try, hollie can do it though, she wrote a book about it
do you like bondage? - well, can't say i've got any experience so i can't really have an opinion
have you ever smoked heroin? - not that i'm aware of
do you own a gun? - if i tell you that ruins the element of surprise
have you been to jail? - just got out
rehab? - nope
how many of your friends have committed suicide? - just one and i'd rather not talk about it
do you shave your crotch? - guess
would you fuck someone in a cemetary? - umm, i wouldn't be like "hey, let's go do this in the cemetary" but if we somehow ended up there, possibly. but not if someone i knew was buried there. that's weird.
who is your favorite villian? - the mooninites? are they villians?
do you think the columbine killers were homosexuals? - i don't care
pesci or devito? - once again, i don't care.
do you ever punch yourself? - not literally
what do you think of dudes in white belts? - white belts are cool, the guys who wear them are usually assholes
have you ever killed an animal? i hit a cat when i was driving once. i had to pull over because i was crying.
are you gay? are you gay?
are you irish? - a little bit, but i'm reaaaaally german. kiss me i'm german.
who would you punch if you could? - this is a stupid question because i can punch anyone i want. not to say that it'd be without consequences.
do you smoke pot brrrraaah? - ummmm, no.....
what do you think of hot dogs? - ron eats them a lot. way more than a normal person should. they're alright i guess, but i like 'em kinda burned
whats your favorite christmas song? - christmas music sucks. all of it.
what is your favorite smell? - spring!
what do you prefer to drink in the morning? - orange juice
would you go to sf or nyc right now if you had the chance? - san francisco because i've never been there
do you know anyone named Dewey? - abbey dewey
whats your favorite college football team? - u of m?
does your little brother listen to reggie and the full effect? - i don't have a brother, i have a sister. she listens to lots of rap. i listen to reggie though. sometimes. more like used to.
do you? - see above.
do you do pushups? - yes.
do you ever fantasize about murder? - not commiting one, but investigating one!
would you fuck victoria gotti if you could? - gross
who is your favorite artist right now? - what kind of artist? photographer: bill owens, musician: sleater kinney - and that's all for art.
have you ever done ecstasy? - nope
are you straightedge? - nope
are you vegan? - no
do you shoplift? - nope
whats the last thing you stole? - a newspaper, but it was in my front yard, so is that stealing?
do you ski or snowboard? - neither.
what do you think of mustaches? - their weird and my dad's needs to go.
do you use hair gel? - no
who is your favorite serial killer? - jack the ripper... i know, i know, cliche
do you wear robes? - when i get out of the shower
do you believe in bigfoot? - most people who believe in bigfoot are broke
have you had anal? - no, thank god. and i can't imagine it feeling good... poop comes out there, man!
Sleep in pajamas or naked? - a t-shirt
do you like to rodeo style your partner? - no chaps are embarasing
have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf? - not while they were together
have you ever been caught mid-hump? - nope
have you been shot? - nope
have you ever been hospitalized? - kind of. not over night ever
do you like painkillers? - if they work
what is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? - i don't do that. i have no game.
have you ever sucked a fart out of a tube? - who the fuck would do that.... why would you do that.....
have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk? - why soy milk? this question is stupid
do you own a knife? kitchen knives
have you played ghettopoly? uhhh....
have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood" of your city? all the time. i love the south side. i hook down there too
do you like oprah? no opinion really
do you want to fuck the person that filled this out before you? - oh yeah baby, that's a neat car he's washin'
do you have a.d.d.? i think i might actually. if i get any aderol or ritalin i'll let you know.
have you ever had a head injury? yes
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? LOVE it
White or black? black
Hoodies or no hoodies? for anyone who knows me, this is a really stupid question.... in the summer i cut the sleeves off my hoodies so i can still wear them.