All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow

Jan 19, 2007 14:46


1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

2. Don't cry over spilled milk.

3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no
calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

7. It's better to be seen and not herd.

8. Honor ( Read more... )

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opalinalu22 January 20 2007, 16:27:20 UTC
mooooooooooooooooooooooo

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