Today...was super lame. I was working with my machine today and one of the parts was about to fall off a table, I only had one glove on and I grabbed the part with the ungloved hand, oh an did I mention that the part was 400 degrees?!?! I have fuckin blisters all over my fingers on my left hand and can hardly bend them. you know what else is ( Read more... )

oh. dear. god. I 'punched his V card' as Jen and Erin put it. I don't know if I can handle the responsibility of this. Way too many emotions, on his part. but I didn't knooooooow ( Read more... )

My whole extended weekend was fucking brilliant. there are pictures but I'm too tired to upload them right now. they're of me passed out with penis' drawn all over me, condoms sticking out of every crack of my body, and shaving cream all over my face with beer cans and a half gallon of vodka next to me. I love my friends, hah.
Thursday- Jen's ( Read more... )

I GOT THE JOB!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

how wildly unexpected. I start tomorrow. 6 fuckin 30 in the AM. it's disgusting.

LET'S SNORT SOME COKE AND FUCK SOME MEN, BITCHES!

Today was a pretty productive day. I woke up fuckin early, for me, and went to my mom's work to apply for a job running the tubing machines. Oh by the way, I'm dropping out of beauty school, hah. So I went in there and Eric showed me a few times how to run the machine and measure, weigh, and package the tubing then he had me do it myself for a ( Read more... )

I'm upset with a few people right now. I don't quite understand why it's so hard to be a decent person.

dicks.

man, I've been getting drunk out of my mind a lot lately. Last night Jesse, Jack, Jakey and I went over to Erin's to watch the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Basically a bunch of drunk ass people yelling at the tv all night. Some guy I don't even know the name of was hitting on me. I told Erin I wanted to have a threesome with her and her husband ( Read more... )

LAST NIGHT WAS THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!

oh my god..so much fun in every possible way.
Strippers+porn+vibrators+vodka+one fuckin hot ass guy even wilder than me= a very brilliant evening..slash morning. muahahaha.

I'll tell you the details if I see fit.

fuck..Bani needs to turn 18 more often.

...and there's nothing I can say that could matter enough.so I adore Christina and Brian ( Read more... )

I <333333 shrooms ( Read more... )