ON jay leno, they had this segment, where a 94 year old woman wa sasked question sabout christmas. One man asked what the cheapest thing he could get his girlfriends for christmas was. The oldy lady, sighed and said you could put a bow on your penis and giver her that, yes that would be the cheapest thing to get
Well, my birthday was good. Its been awhile, since I've seen my family that together and just nice. It was good. I have to get porn and cigarettes soon though....
~This sausage is probably eighteen years old... This sausage could vote. It could go to war and die for its country.~ Brendon there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.Oh the beauty of Home Movies.
I got a B on my chem test!!! I'm really excited. I sure it doesn't sound like a big accomplishment, but its AP Chem, an dI thought I was going to fail... Party on Sat. SWEET.
Oi, I have to start sleeping regularly and doing my homework at a resonable hour, not sleep for two hours then doing it now, Damn you senioritis