You've got Crabs, Ass-face!

[bluefenderman]

Loyal readers, I have a confession to make.  I have crabs.

Invasive ones, in fact.  Hemigrapsus sanguineus, the Asian shore crab, brought over as planktonic larvae in the ballasts of ships in the mid-90's.  Since then, these adorable little bastards have invaded tide pool environments from New Jersey to Newfoundland, causing a drastic reduction in

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[yellowdrewby]

We've always suspected, Chuck.

[dropkick_me]

For some reason this was all very interesting to me. Perhaps I got sucked in by the drama.

[miss_mari]

I like the way you say "crab." It makes me all hot and bothered.

Marine biologist are fucking sexy.