Thank you to the writers of "The Golden Girls" for writing the following line and to Bea Arthur for delivering it:

"Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story!"

So I'm picking up all of my disgusting clothes off of my bedroom floor to do laundry, and as I'm turning one of my socks right side out, a little bug comes popping out and falls onto the floor. Of course, I am grossed out completely, as I hate bugs. It looks to me like a baby cockroach, which is horrible. Anyway, it laid very still on the carpet ( Read more... )

I am at home in Novi for a few days, and for some unknown reason, there is a xeroxed copy of a 100 dollar bill sitting on the table. It looks so real. I felt stupid when reached over to pick it up and look at it and realized that it was part of the piece of paper that I thought it was merely sitting on.

I'm considering buying a box, climbing inside of it, sealing it shut, (with a few air holes of course) having it shipped to an empty exotic island, where the time lock will release and I will climb out and live in the special house that has been prepared for me. There, I will have no human interaction and I won't possibly be able to be involved an ( Read more... )

I'm tired of gay men. I mean they're ok, but after 2 years of being totally and completely engulfed in them, I'm just bored of the whole thing. I don't know how much longer I can take bleached teeth, bleached hair, tanned skin...

Why is it that certain things just aren't allowed to happen in my life? Why must things be totally and completely impossible? Why can't some things just work out well? I am so frusterated right now. But it's not like I'm even fuming or anything, just hopelessly annoyed. I won't even type it all here because it is embarrassing to me to actually ( Read more... )

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Democrat
100%
Anarchism
92%
Green
50%
Socialist
50%
Communism
42%
Fascism
25%
Nazi
17%
Republican
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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I'm kind of surprised that I'm more of a Nazi than a Republican.

One question: why is it that when human beings get really drunk, they seem to think that their best option is to start calling people ( Read more... )

So, I'm sitting in Barnes and Noble. All I have to do is write my paper and I will be totally and completely caught up in my class. I just have no interest in the Yanomami tribes of South America at the moment. I'd rather just go watch a movie. It's beautiful here today. What I mean is, finally a break from the beating sun and 100 degree ( Read more... )

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