You're so cute when you're slurring your speech

[blueglorie]

The universe has definitely been thrown off by something.
Everything is backwards and upside-down. I just don't get it. Why?
You may not know what I'm talking about, but pay attention. Pay attention to what your friends are doing. Pay attention to random people around you. Watch the fucking news. What is going on?

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[_frootloop_]

It's aliens slowing taking over the world.

[teh_sp00ky]

It might have something to do with the machine I built to alter the fabric of time and space. It helped my pop-tarts toast faster, but I fear it may have also presented uncontrollable variables in the realm of physics.

But it's worth it. You know, for the pop-tarts.

[blueglorie]

I should have known YOU had something to do with it.
Fucking communist.