"Gwynneth, are you driving?"
"Yes."
"If you give me a cigarette, I'll give you this last shot of whiskey."
"I said yes...and you KNOW I don't like whiskey."

That's what they all said.

This is me attempting to ignore your existance.
Take THAT.

What a weekend.

I'll bring the party hats.
Oh yes.

And guys say girls are fickle? I actually think I've expressed this in here...about two years ago...maybe more. Christ I've had this thing for a long time. Either way, I'm having the same problem. It's fairly relevant. *heaving emo sigh*

"She has good reflexes...there's an expression about that. Cats?"

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king ( Read more... )

This is probably the weirdest internet quiz result I've ever gotten. All of the other possible results were normal. Whatever...I AM Scotch/Irish.

Mission Hill is almost on! Bah!

Celtic Mandolinhead
You scored 34 classicness, 20 rageful, 43 hyperness, and 17 sadness! You're intelligent and have alot of energy. You're proud of your ( Read more... )

Every waitress at Mellow Mushroom has red hair.
Ok?
Is it really that funny?
Because I'm not laughing anymore.

There are...a lot of...transitions happening right now. Let's see if I can make it through all of them sane and happy. It'll be a challenge.

Wow. He's kind of an asshole.
And I kind of want nothing to do with him anymore.
Kind of.

What are everyone's thoughts on boys with ponytails? Just, like, little ones?

Tonight was quite exciting. I dipped on work for a charity fund raiser. I got to drink a vodka tonic and some old man gave me five bucks.

"Where's the skrimp lady?!?"

Yessssssssss...Michael Jackson is on South Park.
I'm out.

***EDIT***
SASON GOT LEXI THE 4TH HARRY POTTER ON DVD!!!
This is super.

There are some things I just don't get. Instead of worrying about them and trying to figure them out, like I've done my entire life, I'm just going to let them fucking go. I don't have time to obsess over shit like this ( Read more... )