Lacey Chabert did the voice of Meg Griffin on the first season of Family Guy, NOT Mila Kunis.  Look it up, bitches.  All of you who told me I was wrong can SUCK IT. 

OutdoorPilgrim: howdy ( Read more... )

Me: Damnit! I just got a receipt for $3.99 at coinstar. This blows...I would have had more money if I hadn't done this shit ( Read more... )

Wow, congratulations, you're attractive. Now get a life, please ( Read more... )

Did anybody just see the Peewee Herman breakfast machine scene on Family Guy? That was fucking sweet.

The guy who plays Francis in Peewee's Big Adventure plays John Wayne Gacy in a movie on IFC my dad made me watch the other day.
Does everybody remember Gacy? How creepy was that guy?

For people who always tell me how much they love me, you sure are reluctant let me know when you're having a huge party. It's strange, everybody else seemed to know...what does that say?
It really makes me want to reevaluate where my loyalties lie, you know?

Or am I just being a bitch? Probably so, but either way, it kinda sucks.

So...I will choose, for the time being, NOT to make a fool of myself in any way, shape or form, which is always advisable, but not always my...forte.

When I watched the 30 minute special on MTV showing the five installments of the thrilling saga, aptly entitled "Trapped in a Closet",by one R. Kelly, I thought I had won the lottery/died and gone to heaven/some other really lucky thing. Now, he has released ANOTHER chapter in this classic epic. What can you do now, R? What can you possibly do ( Read more... )

I *heart* candy and I think it's that time in my life...when I stop trick-or-treating...not that I did last year...that would have just been...silly. Ha ( Read more... )

Oh my!
Could it be true?
...I'm not crazy.

Costume party at Matt D.'s on Saturday. Maybe Jodi will set another car on fire.