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May 16, 2006 00:22

Everyday I lube up my anus and waltz on down to Walmart for my daily shift of anal rapage from customers. PLEASE PRICE MATCH MY JESUS ORGANIC BANANAS.



Ok, look, I'm not racist, but I observe these things. Black people, hands down, are the highest population with food stamps. Not only do they have food stamps, not that I look down at them, they sit there and share it WITH THEIR FRIENDS. MMHMM GIRLFRIEND HERE YO GO, PUT DEM LUCKY CHARMS ON MY BILL, MISS. They buy like, fucking 300+ dollars a month worth of food while acting like you don't exist and then expect you to load their cart. I mean, don't get me wrong, not all black people are poor, but some of them you can just tell. I don't like how they share their food stamp card with people... it's kind of unfair to those who cannot even buy food and don't even get assistance.

The chinese are another story. They will sit there and argue with you that those broccolli crowns were 1.00 per lb! Then chinese lady will proceed to swear and ramble in chinese, while saying broccoli every 2 seconds. Because you over charged them 2 cents, they need to rush over to the courtesy desk in a fit of asian anger. Sakura blooms and snow peas flare from their nostrils when they snort.

ps, I really want some water... and a kitten. Where to get a kitten in Allen, for free. I probably know the answer, but I am lazy.
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