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[bluehollis]

mickey rourke got fucked.

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[squawg]

OMG I know!

and jesus, you know, his dog just died. they should have given it to him just for that.

[squawg]

heartless fucks.

[squawg]

because yeah, making out with James Franco is so hard. no straight man has ever been a little bit gay for him. like, ever.

[bluehollis]

yeah. just because a dude is going to make another long and uncomfortable speech about how his dogs are the only ones who've always been there for him until you can't help but picture him drunk in a trailer talking to his dogs about how much he loves them and how someday he's going to win an academy award and then, THEN the world will know what loyal comrades they have been--

fuck. mickey rourke got fucked.