In which I MAKE things

[bluehollis]

My homemade, naturally-carbonated lemon soda turned out to be naturally alcoholic too.

Damn.

Comments

[squawg]

I think... you technically just made moonshine.

moonshine is just whatever liquor you concoct in your bathtub that you drink out of an old jug, I think, so there are only two steps missing. (bathtub + jug)

[poor_laika]

You don't know she didn't use those.

[bluehollis]

This way I can osmote the soda in through my pores, rather than going through all the effort of actually drinking my moonshine.