In case you were wondering, this is my academic life:
Also, phrases like:
musculomembranous tube
intra-segmental relational properties
An acoustic intensity of 10-12 w/m2 in air produces a sound pressure of 20 μPa
and spastic dysarthria with associated dystonia
Why couldn't I have picked something fun, like interpretive dance? Is that a major? It should be. Humph.