first flame, video;

[blueishotter]

[When the video turns on, there's a boy that's dripping wet and staring at the camera hard, like he's trying to figure it out. He doesn't realize it's actually recording a video, though. He's pretty obviously a teenager, but he has pointed ears, pointed teeth, and-- was that a tail flicking around every once in awhile behind him?]Whoa, uh. Hey,

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[secondcoolest]

[ stupid network thing this is still so-- ]

[secondcoolest]

[ wait. ]

[secondcoolest]

[ he knows that stupid face. ]

[secondcoolest]

[ What the hell is he doing here? ]

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[stapletrauma]

[YES he is not the only person to embarrass himself that way!!!]

[stapletrauma]

[Ahem.]

It's definitely not Kyoto. ... I can get you a guidebook, though. Of sorts.

[blueishotter]

[YESSSSS SOMEONE CAN HEAR HIM.]

What kinda guidebook? I'd like to see it!

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[stapletrauma]

["Hey are you an apparition"?

No...]

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[Totally pinged by those teeth and tail. Humans don't have those, from what she's seen.]

Every8ody can see aaaaaaaand hear you.
You must 8e pretty dum8 not to know how such siiiiiiiimple technology works.

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[blueishotter]

[give him a second, he's figuring this shit out.]

hey im not dumb ok!
this is just weird and new
and i dont know how to use it yet

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[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Pleeeeeeeease, I knew how it worked as soon as I got here. It's pretty 8asic. 8ut may8e it's too complex for your thinkpan.
I'm not surprised, I guess. Humans are pretty stupid.
8ut you don't look like aaaaaaaany human I've seen. Last I checked, they don't have tails????????

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[blueishotter]

[SLOWEST RESPONSE EVER. Damn this takes forever to read.]

its not to complex! its just new and i havent seen it before
look im already figuring it out
and sometimes humans do have a tail!
well ok maybe they dont
but its not a big deal

[He's not about to admit that he's son of Satan or a demon to a stranger, nope.]

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[umathematic]

[umathematic]

Shit--forget the towel! Go back in there!

[blueishotter]

Why do I gotta get back in there? I just got outta there a few minutes ago!

[umathematic]

Exactly! What, you want to be stuck here?

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[guardianjoker]

Yeah, we can hear you.

Do you still need any help?

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[blueishotter]

Uh-- yeah, I'm still not sure where I hafta go to get a towel, no one's said anything about it yet.

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[guardianjoker]

Oh, well if you need one still I can bring one since that would probably be faster.

Though more importantly-- has anyone explained this place to you yet?

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[blueishotter]

Yeah, I got this cool guide from some guy! It's kinda old, I guess, but it's still got a lot of useful stuff in it!